🦇 César 🌙
@kaisergeyser.bsky.social
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Senior 3D Environment Artist navigating the barren corrupted wasteland that is the video game industry. Father of cat. Breaker of diets. In constant need of a nap. ATX. 🇩🇴🏳️‍🌈♈️🎮🌱🐈 ArtStation.com/cesaralt
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I've taken the liberty to gather a little pack for #gamedev people from the Caribbean! If you make games in the islands, lived there, or have Caribbean heritage, sound off and let me add you!
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Related:
If you happen to be a ✨Sugar Daddy✨, me and the bf are actively accepting applications right now. Inquire within. DMs are wide open.

ᵃᵐᵒⁿᵍ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᶜʳᵉᵛⁱᶜᵉˢ
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Nothing like Portfolio Day to notice the thousands of incredibly talented artists, but only mere dozens of job openings available at any time. Getting an artist job is now a lottery.
It’s so fucked. Everything’s fucked. I hate it here.
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Now watch as your crops get watered, your skin clears and your credit score skyrockets.
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We meet again #PortfolioDay! I’m César, 3D environment artist for over a decade specializing in stylized and semi-stylized art. I’m currently on the hunt for my next adventure, so if what you see here fits your project, get in touch!
www.artstation.com/cesaralt
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Sorry I am caffeinated and cranky and I’m taking it out on overworked, overwhelmed and possibly underpaid hiring managers. I just feel like bitch— er… venting.
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No recruiter out there should have the audacity, the gall, the cheek and the gumption to dismiss a candidate, just because they dared to use AI to craft a personalized cover letter or resume to the endless applications sent out. Especially considering automation is part of their jobs now.
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“After carefully reviewing your portfolio-“

Oh yeah? How “carefully”? What did you think? What did you like? What didn’t you like?

GTFO of here with your automated batch-sent AI responses.
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Omfg me too! 😫 it’s 75% RT shirts, plus not having to update the wardrobe during lockdown, plus a depression weight rollercoaster… I would gather it all in a pile and burn it. But yeah, money
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Don’t even get me started with best boy Zylo! I’m not a furry but he makes me question some things 🤣
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Honestly, same. I’m a couple of rejection letters away from putting in my bio:
“Willing to gargle old man balls for career growth”
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What a difference the fall of an empire makes. About a decade ago I didn’t even interview for a job (🐓🦷). Got referred by an old coworker then got an email saying “show up Monday at 9am and the job’s yours”.
Nowadays I gotta sacrifice my first born while dodging ICE just to get a rejection email.
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Now I know why the call it Special Victims Unit. These are the victims.
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Just having all the time in the world to play. 🫩
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A tragedy in 3 parts:
- See cute kitty
- Try to pet kitty
- KITTY ATTAC HOW DARE YOU TOUCH KITTY
The lazy house cat, or Felinus Pukealloverus, in his natural habitat. The cat is offended at the gall of a human disturbing his luscious, carefully groomed coat of fur. Little fucker bites the hand that literally feeds him because I touched him right after he finished grooming. Asshole.
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Shining Force, my beloved.
My intro to not just SRPGs, but RPGs in general.
Also my gateway drug to FFT, which re-released a couple days ago.
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This should completely replace the old and tired “what’s your sign?”

I’m a Hawlucha sun with Absol moon and a Decidueye rising
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Trying to find a job in video games right now is like crawling through hell:

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Xavier, we’ve never met but you’re my goddamn favorite 🤣
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🤩 Yaaaaaassss!!!! That’s a hell of a cute table, hope everything sells out!
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Oh so I have you to partially blame*!

*And by blame I mean THANK.