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kaboompanda.bsky.social
Admiral Balloon Abelard (Selph)
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s
queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!

No minors!

My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda
Sorry. I had a bit of a moment earlier.

All I need to say is this: If we go a long time without talking, or I fail to respond to you, it's not because I dislike you, want to neglect you, or have no interest.

I have a lot of stress from my health & family health: Leaving me with limited energy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
ooooo the dysphoria is strong tonight ooooooo

i still get anxious talking to women 'cause historically people have likened me to things i don't feel comfortable repeating publicly, because of my physical size, face physiology, etc

so i'm always worried im coming off intimidating & threatening
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i yearn for the ability to yap like i could in the days of yore

#myart
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
live from my cold-ass bedroom

#myart
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
shaking this nasal spray like it owes me money
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i found my pants
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Just a little chuckle.

Base Color for Bull / Deadanthro!
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
watched some kyuranger tonight

#myart
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
where the fuck are my pants
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A face for business

A body for sin

And a mind for crying in the public toilets cause the world is too fuckin' scary man what the fuuuuuuck

And like, a cool mechanical arm that has a grappling hook

That's how the saying goes right
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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paraphilia #beast #ivyart
October 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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thinking about @higgsfigs.biiig.wang 's Mako again to have them suit me up
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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big burstin dog for @kaboompanda.bsky.social :3
October 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So it doesn't look like my voice will be recovering anytime soon. Haha.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Baldur's Gate 3 has a combat track called Nine Blades. It's in 9/8. When you crit, kill, or gain the numbers advantage in a fight, it transitions to a track called Sixteen Strikes, because you crit the music. Borislav Slavov replied to my tweet about it
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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While not the Day of Black Sun, there's definitely something putting the Fire Nation in darkness. Iroh has maybe pushed himself too far, pumped himself with too much heat to contain!!

Anon Commish
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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A classic Trilo, Jet and Mel beach trip. Fantastic art by @roundcloud.bsky.social!
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Heard that a giant with inflation powers got turned into a Gene, i'm sure that's fine and surrounding Genes on that floor will stay intact @kaboompanda.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Wanted to write a quick thing on my day off about dudes meeting in a gaybar bathroom, and getting all balloon-freaky.

Wordcount: 3405

FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/63086674/
DA: www.deviantart.com/selphpanda/a...
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Having your recent writing receive less than a fraction of the acclaim or interest that AI generated stories are getting is certainly sobering.
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Scott is still in need of aid. A family friend died, and his family are struggling to find work. If you can help please do.

Paid art offerings are available + a breakdown of his situation here: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125...

Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/mrscottybear
Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/u4937595
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i must draw or do something to stim and entertain myself constantly like a bored child

or i will absent mindedly wander on to the railroad tracks
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Wanted to write a quick thing on my day off about dudes meeting in a gaybar bathroom, and getting all balloon-freaky.

Wordcount: 3405

FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/63086674/
DA: www.deviantart.com/selphpanda/a...
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM