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well... now that you're here...
i need a good cleaning...
i need a good cleaning...
AH ! dude ! ( 💢 )
[ being bumped ! oh , what a jerk ! ! ]
okay , no , you totally saw me there because we're talking right now , idiot ! !
tell you what . . . what can i do to make it up to you , fart ?
[ being bumped ! oh , what a jerk ! ! ]
okay , no , you totally saw me there because we're talking right now , idiot ! !
tell you what . . . what can i do to make it up to you , fart ?
[bumping full force with his hip!!]
/sorry/, didn't see you there.
/sorry/, didn't see you there.
it isn't /my/ fault you were in the way , jackass !
you're still disgusting for hitting me with your shotgun blast of a sneeze. you didn't even attempt to raise your arm, asshole.
dude i'm sorry ! i didn't see you there !
[ no no , he totally did see him there . ]
[ no no , he totally did see him there . ]
you sneezed on ME, why are you asking about my problem?
[furiously wiping his shell-]
[furiously wiping his shell-]
what is your problem ?
you're disgusting. 💢
hey man .
[ giggling . ]
[ giggling . ]
ew???
[ sneezes on you @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social ]
why does it sound like you're trying to rob me.
uh. paperclip? pocket knife?
uh. paperclip? pocket knife?
first of all , don't call me little buddy . second of all , i wouldn't really have any use for that since i don't smoke .
what else you got ?
what else you got ?
... ten bucks?
ummm. no. sorry little buddy, im as broke as you are. i have a cigarette though?
ummm. no. sorry little buddy, im as broke as you are. i have a cigarette though?
ugh . okay , okay fine .
well , i'm not taking a cracker . do you have like . . . i dunno . . .
[ scratching his nape . ]
. . . ten bucks ?
well , i'm not taking a cracker . do you have like . . . i dunno . . .
[ scratching his nape . ]
. . . ten bucks ?
it isn't, trust me. 💧 it probably tastes pretty gross.
are you kidding me ? it looks /so/ real though !