John Schultz
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Basically, “how did they notice?”
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And the one time we went to the fairly-popular Northside Grill here in A2, my wife’s toast felt/smelled/tasted like someone had spilled “onion water” on it. Probably 15 years and we haven’t been back.
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One unseasonably warm winter day we went for a family walk, kid in stroller and all, and ended up 1.5mi away at the brand new Tous Les Jours fancy bakery place. The absolute obnoxiousness of the other customers as we tried to make our way through sealed it: we will never be back.
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We should just take this as inspiration and cultivate some deep cover candidates who can speak the language of Republican depravity this well, run them in deep red districts/states, and have them turn their coats when they get into office.
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We spent a week in Athens and a week on Santorini, and the only times I felt like “I should’ve actually used the Rosetta Stone we bought” were
- one not-particularly-prominent archaeological site in Athens
- one seaside restaurant in Santorini where there was just this one waiter (it went fine)
Buncha li’l fish on a plate with cucumbers and tomatoes. They’re lit weirdly because of light coming through the awning above, but you can’t see the awning, just the stripey shadows. Me in sunglasses with considerably less gray hair, with my arm over the shoulder of an older Greek guy. We’re standing under an outdoor awning made of a bunch of what looks kinda like bamboo Me and my wife Elizabeth, sitting at a little table on a little deck under the bamboo-like awning, with the Aegean Sea behind us.
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Honestly, the idea that he is bragging about an absolute freak accident makes me a little bit more inclined to believe it was real.
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It’s their scripture, it’s their liturgy, it’s their Zoolander.
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Thanks for the inspiration! This is mostly just for fun but I imagine it’ll get some attention from drivers, too. Excited to add lights soon.
Longtail electric bike parked in a bike rack. On the small rack built into the front of the bike sits a glow-in-the-dark plastic Halloween skeleton wearing a purple tshirt, attached to the bike with a bungee cord. Longtail electric bike parked in a bike rack. On the small rack built into the front of the bike sits a glow-in-the-dark plastic Halloween skeleton wearing a purple tshirt, attached to the bike with a bungee cord. This pic is from the front of the bike, so you can see the skeleton’s face and the Dicken Run 5K logo on the purple shirt.
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Zilwaukee a mere also-ran?
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I feel like they’re being a lot more chill about late hits out of bounds throughout CFB this year. Probably good, on balance.
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Arguably even one more Oklahoma-game-style drive was too many, but if we can at least stop there I’ll take it
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Thank *you*, in turn. I am an overly-mindful extrovert (I want to connect with people, people give me energy, but I’m constantly afraid of foisting myself on people who aren’t interested) and that energy being out in the world has NOT been good for me.
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We need to shut this park down until we figure out what is going on
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T f is going on with these bats
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“Swing well. I’ll most likely kill you in the 11th.”
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It sounds like they’re ahead of the game just by asking!
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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I-295 and NJ 42 says hello. Started in 2015 and now is forecast to be completed in 2032.
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Wait, do you have like a newsletter or something?
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I assume the Biden WH was appropriately to overly weird about this because of But Her Emails, and a Republican has just never meant a word they’ve said about security and never considered anything beyond the instructions to use Signal for reasons seen in the Mueller Report.
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If a Dem is ever elected President again, they should break into prime time TV announcing that they mistook JD Vance’s car for a drug trafficker and blew it up, then in 15 minutes say “just kidding, but now do you see how fucked up this is?”
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My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
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Heard a “Grand Blanc” this week that frankly stunned me from, of all podcasters, Jane Coaston.
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I was encouraged to see they can score!
But I can see how it would feel like a waste
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My elementary school child?? Fucking car would be inoperable
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This is one of my Dad Responsibilities. Gives a new meaning to “sin eater”.
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I don’t know if it was ever possible for Gus to get more Gus, and welcome aboard!