Justin Ruff
@justinruff.bsky.social
Dad of 2 kids. Love Phillies, Indy Wrestling and movies. Poly and partnered.
My date made me take him out tonight at Cici’s. He’s been through a lot and feeling like shit. So he’s gonna eat his weight in pizza.
October 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My date made me take him out tonight at Cici’s. He’s been through a lot and feeling like shit. So he’s gonna eat his weight in pizza.
15-year-old Justin, you are not going to believe what happened. @garbage.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
15-year-old Justin, you are not going to believe what happened. @garbage.com
Brief Nerd Boy Infodump.
Today in history, the Pirates did something no team had ever done before. They fielded an all-black starting lineup.
And if I might be a little bit of a homer, Sanguillén and Stennett were both from my native Panamá.
Today in history, the Pirates did something no team had ever done before. They fielded an all-black starting lineup.
And if I might be a little bit of a homer, Sanguillén and Stennett were both from my native Panamá.
September 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Brief Nerd Boy Infodump.
Today in history, the Pirates did something no team had ever done before. They fielded an all-black starting lineup.
And if I might be a little bit of a homer, Sanguillén and Stennett were both from my native Panamá.
Today in history, the Pirates did something no team had ever done before. They fielded an all-black starting lineup.
And if I might be a little bit of a homer, Sanguillén and Stennett were both from my native Panamá.
An interesting question this weekend. What is the most toxically masculine movie ever made? Mine is in the comments.
August 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
An interesting question this weekend. What is the most toxically masculine movie ever made? Mine is in the comments.
Tonight I see the love of my life. I’ve known her since I was a kid. I feel in love with her in ‘93, the first year she also broke my heart. I only get to see her once every few years. I even have her face tattooed on me.
Seeing the Philadelphia Phillies tonight!!!
Seeing the Philadelphia Phillies tonight!!!
August 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Tonight I see the love of my life. I’ve known her since I was a kid. I feel in love with her in ‘93, the first year she also broke my heart. I only get to see her once every few years. I even have her face tattooed on me.
Seeing the Philadelphia Phillies tonight!!!
Seeing the Philadelphia Phillies tonight!!!
Sometimes not every love connection you come across is romantic. Sometimes you connect with a friend who becomes important to you.
July 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sometimes not every love connection you come across is romantic. Sometimes you connect with a friend who becomes important to you.
It’s that time again…
July 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It’s that time again…
I need some burlesque tonight.
June 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I need some burlesque tonight.
Because somebody needs to hear this
June 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Because somebody needs to hear this
Early morning Cat Dad
June 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Early morning Cat Dad
Nobody:
Wrestling fans:
Wrestling fans:
February 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Nobody:
Wrestling fans:
Wrestling fans:
My daughter is sick today. The nurse asked when her last period was and I asked why that was relevant to flu symptoms. I am very proud of me.
February 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My daughter is sick today. The nurse asked when her last period was and I asked why that was relevant to flu symptoms. I am very proud of me.
The Mummy was the bisexual awakening movie of my generation. What was it before that?
February 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The Mummy was the bisexual awakening movie of my generation. What was it before that?
No matter how bad your life is, somebody is paying money to go see Jeremy Piven.
January 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No matter how bad your life is, somebody is paying money to go see Jeremy Piven.
I’d like to introduce you all to the newest member of my family Chapman.
January 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’d like to introduce you all to the newest member of my family Chapman.
If the shirt fits…
January 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If the shirt fits…
Me explaining David Lynch to my son: He did the show Twin Peaks.
Son: Hey isn’t that the name of a restaurant over my that burger place?
Me: Yes, totally different universes.
Son: Hey isn’t that the name of a restaurant over my that burger place?
Me: Yes, totally different universes.
January 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Me explaining David Lynch to my son: He did the show Twin Peaks.
Son: Hey isn’t that the name of a restaurant over my that burger place?
Me: Yes, totally different universes.
Son: Hey isn’t that the name of a restaurant over my that burger place?
Me: Yes, totally different universes.
I was ready to cross lines for you, but you would not do the same for me.
January 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I was ready to cross lines for you, but you would not do the same for me.