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cuffing season! (me in a straitjacket)
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
cuffing season! (me in a straitjacket)
love that being gorgeous is a requirement for my job
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
love that being gorgeous is a requirement for my job
just tried caviar
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
just tried caviar
serving (not dishes) for 12 hours straight 😩
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
serving (not dishes) for 12 hours straight 😩
just willed my brain into self regulation
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
just willed my brain into self regulation
getting panera bread, you really can just decide that you’re so back
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
getting panera bread, you really can just decide that you’re so back
i get compliments and every single time i’m like thank you it was painful
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i get compliments and every single time i’m like thank you it was painful
rachel sennott’s “take that beta blocker girl” echoes through my mind daily
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
rachel sennott’s “take that beta blocker girl” echoes through my mind daily
i think i’m actually cooler because i don’t have a million followers
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i think i’m actually cooler because i don’t have a million followers
i get emotionally attached to my best instagram stories
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i get emotionally attached to my best instagram stories
i would have been really good in the cambrian explosion
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i would have been really good in the cambrian explosion
mercury retrograde and saturn leave me alone challenge x
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
mercury retrograde and saturn leave me alone challenge x
to be married to the love of my life with a dachshund named jupiter
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
to be married to the love of my life with a dachshund named jupiter
having to serve face in the unforeseen circumstances
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
having to serve face in the unforeseen circumstances
i’ve been called shallow, dramatic, and picky…but never ugly, dumb, or simple!
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i’ve been called shallow, dramatic, and picky…but never ugly, dumb, or simple!
me and my bare ass ring finger
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
me and my bare ass ring finger
the concept of love being a drug that i can’t deny
a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
ALT: a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
the concept of love being a drug that i can’t deny
i’m so wabi sabi yall wouldn’t get it
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i’m so wabi sabi yall wouldn’t get it
this “fork found in kitchen” ass situation 😭😭😭
The password to the Louvre’s video surveillance system was “Louvre,” according to a museum employee
Password to Louvre’s video surveillance system was 'Louvre', according to employee
According to an employee with knowledge of the system, the password to the Louvre's video surveillance system was simply "Louvre" at the time of the robbery last month.
abcnews.go.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
this “fork found in kitchen” ass situation 😭😭😭
MY MUSLIM MAYOR YUP! YUP! YUP!
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
MY MUSLIM MAYOR YUP! YUP! YUP!
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i be keeping the new york anger in like the fucking hulk
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i be keeping the new york anger in like the fucking hulk
walking around whispering “this is ridiculous”
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
walking around whispering “this is ridiculous”
and i’m deadass!
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
and i’m deadass!