Procrastinarian
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No longer will we mix things, or record things. We’ll work in the fields. Like a man. On a tractor, with his ass to the iron. With his cork to the jobber. With his wocky to the jabberwocky.
I desperately need an “AI” react emote for when my parents send me AI videos on IG thinking they are real
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I desperately need an “AI” react emote for when my parents send me AI videos on IG thinking they are real
Using “getting shit on” in a job interview
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Using “getting shit on” in a job interview
People will look down on you for putting cream in your coffee.
Half and half was my *first* love ok? Coffee came later.
Do you look down on people who put peanut butter *and* jelly in a sandwich??
Half and half was my *first* love ok? Coffee came later.
Do you look down on people who put peanut butter *and* jelly in a sandwich??
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
People will look down on you for putting cream in your coffee.
Half and half was my *first* love ok? Coffee came later.
Do you look down on people who put peanut butter *and* jelly in a sandwich??
Half and half was my *first* love ok? Coffee came later.
Do you look down on people who put peanut butter *and* jelly in a sandwich??
Why didn’t the eagles just fly John McClane to the police station from the roof of Nakatomi tower??
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Why didn’t the eagles just fly John McClane to the police station from the roof of Nakatomi tower??
I haven’t heard anyone talk about the new weapon I’ve seen in attachment descriptions: Aphelion. Found only in Stella Montis? I’m very curious.
#arcraiders
#arcraiders
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I haven’t heard anyone talk about the new weapon I’ve seen in attachment descriptions: Aphelion. Found only in Stella Montis? I’m very curious.
#arcraiders
#arcraiders
Yeah I’m a 30 or 40 years old man and I’m listening to Waxahatchee WHAT OF IT
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Yeah I’m a 30 or 40 years old man and I’m listening to Waxahatchee WHAT OF IT
a man in a suit and tie with glasses says yes
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with glasses says yes
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I might have actually played *too much* Arc Raiders this weekend. It’s too fun.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I might have actually played *too much* Arc Raiders this weekend. It’s too fun.
Me: this manic phase isn’t a phase at all. I’m different now, I’m healthier than ever!
The manic phase about to leave me in the dirt:
The manic phase about to leave me in the dirt:
a man is singing into a microphone with the words * manic laughter * written below him
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone with the words * manic laughter * written below him
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me: this manic phase isn’t a phase at all. I’m different now, I’m healthier than ever!
The manic phase about to leave me in the dirt:
The manic phase about to leave me in the dirt:
Last night I started Operation: Duck Hunt in Arc Raiders. I post solo in an apt building, barricade the stairs, and use the Ferro to ping flying enemies.
I’m hoping for Snitches but it’s mostly Wasps. Fun way to mix it up and get XP from damage. Hornets are still mean and nasty.
I’m hoping for Snitches but it’s mostly Wasps. Fun way to mix it up and get XP from damage. Hornets are still mean and nasty.
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Last night I started Operation: Duck Hunt in Arc Raiders. I post solo in an apt building, barricade the stairs, and use the Ferro to ping flying enemies.
I’m hoping for Snitches but it’s mostly Wasps. Fun way to mix it up and get XP from damage. Hornets are still mean and nasty.
I’m hoping for Snitches but it’s mostly Wasps. Fun way to mix it up and get XP from damage. Hornets are still mean and nasty.
Sometimes if I put on a good outfit and catch myself in the mirror I say “wow, I look like a real boy!”
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Sometimes if I put on a good outfit and catch myself in the mirror I say “wow, I look like a real boy!”
I actually do love frogs. It’s not just “MILF” to the teenage boys, it belongs to amphibian appreciation.
a small frog is sitting on a counter next to an orange ball
ALT: a small frog is sitting on a counter next to an orange ball
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I actually do love frogs. It’s not just “MILF” to the teenage boys, it belongs to amphibian appreciation.
I don’t consider myself a dog owner ever but I get videos of greyhounds in my feed and they are *very* cute
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I don’t consider myself a dog owner ever but I get videos of greyhounds in my feed and they are *very* cute
The year is 2025, AC/DC’s song “Big Balls” is surprisingly relevant
October 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The year is 2025, AC/DC’s song “Big Balls” is surprisingly relevant
Reposted by Procrastinarian
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
“This morning we experienced a shutdown in Internet Server #4. This has caused an outage throughout the region.
We are currently measuring Internet speeds of 3.6 Mbps. Not great, not terrible.”
We are currently measuring Internet speeds of 3.6 Mbps. Not great, not terrible.”
October 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“This morning we experienced a shutdown in Internet Server #4. This has caused an outage throughout the region.
We are currently measuring Internet speeds of 3.6 Mbps. Not great, not terrible.”
We are currently measuring Internet speeds of 3.6 Mbps. Not great, not terrible.”
Subbed to HBO Max to watch Chernobyl, finished it within 24 hours - it was great. Now watching Task and it’s pretty good.
October 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Subbed to HBO Max to watch Chernobyl, finished it within 24 hours - it was great. Now watching Task and it’s pretty good.
I was just in a GC playing a PRS NF3, through one of the demo boards with just the Keeley Compressor on. Neither of those brands I have any love for, but it sounded really good. The NF3 felt great to play, I wished I had room and budget to buy it. Never say never, they say.
October 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I was just in a GC playing a PRS NF3, through one of the demo boards with just the Keeley Compressor on. Neither of those brands I have any love for, but it sounded really good. The NF3 felt great to play, I wished I had room and budget to buy it. Never say never, they say.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with stomp-clap folk music and people who make fun of it are kinda silly. Quite enjoyable actually, even with its pretentious moments.
October 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with stomp-clap folk music and people who make fun of it are kinda silly. Quite enjoyable actually, even with its pretentious moments.
Me when I get a few nights of good sleep: “you know, I think I can do this. In fact, I know I can!”
Me when I stay up until 2am two nights in a row: “I wonder if I would die *instantly* when I drive my car off the cliff, or if it would hit the water and then I would drown. Hmm.”
Me when I stay up until 2am two nights in a row: “I wonder if I would die *instantly* when I drive my car off the cliff, or if it would hit the water and then I would drown. Hmm.”
October 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Me when I get a few nights of good sleep: “you know, I think I can do this. In fact, I know I can!”
Me when I stay up until 2am two nights in a row: “I wonder if I would die *instantly* when I drive my car off the cliff, or if it would hit the water and then I would drown. Hmm.”
Me when I stay up until 2am two nights in a row: “I wonder if I would die *instantly* when I drive my car off the cliff, or if it would hit the water and then I would drown. Hmm.”
I’m a simple man really. An afternoon tea and snack on my early 90s children’s book chic plate and mug is enough.
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m a simple man really. An afternoon tea and snack on my early 90s children’s book chic plate and mug is enough.
I don’t care what your product is, I will buy it for up to $1,000 if I can navigate your home page without a pop up
September 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I don’t care what your product is, I will buy it for up to $1,000 if I can navigate your home page without a pop up