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Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · 3d

"Emily in Paris" needs a spin-off or parody called "Gwen in Rome"

Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · 3d

LinkedIn on Halloween: "Happy Halloween! Here is what trick or treating taught me about ROI and B2B sales..."

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Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · 15d

My chocolate's pronouns are her/she

Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · 25d

I love that #TheChallenge is using songs by #SugarPit

Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · 28d

A men's skincare brand called "Exbroliate"

Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · 28d

WHAT!?

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Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · Sep 26

#Toshiba should make an electronic dog that ignores you called the Toshiba Inu

Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · Aug 27

Why do they always say "Avengers, assemble" when they are already assembled? They are grouped up already. There is no need to assemble!

Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · Aug 27

It was brutal, and the plot armor was immediately broken. The time difference was insane, but so was the size difference lol

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Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · Aug 27

@amby.bsky.social @bexcommunicated.bsky.social @combledore.bsky.social @mslenakay.bsky.social This season of The Challenge has been wild so far. The plot armor on some people is crazy!

#TheChallenge41 #TrashTVBookClub

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Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · Aug 26

Why is the only thing being advertised about the new Smurfs movie is that Rihanna is Smurfette?

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Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · Aug 8

The most appropriate time to say "skrrrrttt" is when talking about steak

Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · Aug 7

I agree with you both. She owes him nothing. She was just a little toxic about it in one of the interview cams. She's letting him blow up because it's not her job to calm him, but it also serves her game.

Ethan @justcantethan.bsky.social · Aug 7

Dee doesn't owe him anything, but she is being a dick about it. Just say "hey, I know this hurts you, but we are not together. I am sorry that I hurt your feelings, but I am going to explore"