Just Bulky
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Family Motto: 'Non grave, sed inhabile', 'It's not heavy, it's just bulky'.
I cook meals.
Good with words.
Dad to the best kid, ever!
Husband to an awesome lady.
Go-To guy. To-Go guy.
he/him
inches/ounces
I cook meals.
Good with words.
Dad to the best kid, ever!
Husband to an awesome lady.
Go-To guy. To-Go guy.
he/him
inches/ounces
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Just Bulky
@justbulky.com
· Sep 23
People who believe in The Rapture can all kiss my Left Behind (TM).
Because most of them are British or what-the-fuck-ever, I can call them all a bunch of cunty cunts. James McAvoy...stupid eyebrow fuck. More like James McAvoID, amirite? Eh? EH?
‘Harry Potter’ Audible Books Cast Guide: All the Hollywood Stars Voicing Hogwarts Characters
Audible is releasing "Harry Potter" audio books with major Hollywood stars. See who's who in this cast guide.
variety.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Because most of them are British or what-the-fuck-ever, I can call them all a bunch of cunty cunts. James McAvoy...stupid eyebrow fuck. More like James McAvoID, amirite? Eh? EH?
Oh no. One of the parents of the kids in rock n roll choir named one of their other kids Egon.
Seriously.
Seriously.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh no. One of the parents of the kids in rock n roll choir named one of their other kids Egon.
Seriously.
Seriously.
"Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman" by Bryan Adams is just Bryan singing to another guy.
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman" by Bryan Adams is just Bryan singing to another guy.
Biz Markie wrote this lyric in 'Just a Friend':
'I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"'
100 Proof is only 50% alcohol.
Biz wasn't looking for perfect. He was looking for just enough.
'I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"'
100 Proof is only 50% alcohol.
Biz wasn't looking for perfect. He was looking for just enough.
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Biz Markie wrote this lyric in 'Just a Friend':
'I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"'
100 Proof is only 50% alcohol.
Biz wasn't looking for perfect. He was looking for just enough.
'I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"'
100 Proof is only 50% alcohol.
Biz wasn't looking for perfect. He was looking for just enough.
Fuck Trump. Fuck Republicans.
October 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Fuck Trump. Fuck Republicans.
Jeez. Some of you people put WAAAAAY too much stock in sports. Calm the fuck down.
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Jeez. Some of you people put WAAAAAY too much stock in sports. Calm the fuck down.
2 years of my kid in language immersion school. No class-wide health problems whatsoever.
2 months of 2nd grade? 2 lice outbreaks and one case of hand, foot and mouth disease in her grade.
What the actual fuck?
2 months of 2nd grade? 2 lice outbreaks and one case of hand, foot and mouth disease in her grade.
What the actual fuck?
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
2 years of my kid in language immersion school. No class-wide health problems whatsoever.
2 months of 2nd grade? 2 lice outbreaks and one case of hand, foot and mouth disease in her grade.
What the actual fuck?
2 months of 2nd grade? 2 lice outbreaks and one case of hand, foot and mouth disease in her grade.
What the actual fuck?
Watched pre-teeth-work Nicolas Cage in Valley Girl last night. Just a dumb product-of-its-time movie, but a time capsule nonetheless. The oddest thing was the ages of the parents in relation to their kids in the movie. Some age differences in real life were only, like, 11 years. WTF?
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Watched pre-teeth-work Nicolas Cage in Valley Girl last night. Just a dumb product-of-its-time movie, but a time capsule nonetheless. The oddest thing was the ages of the parents in relation to their kids in the movie. Some age differences in real life were only, like, 11 years. WTF?
How efficient is a silver bullet on a werewolf if you just graze it? Still deadly? I mean, what about the silver bullet makes it deadly? What killed werewolves before silver bullets were invented?
October 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How efficient is a silver bullet on a werewolf if you just graze it? Still deadly? I mean, what about the silver bullet makes it deadly? What killed werewolves before silver bullets were invented?
It's me.
Hi.
I'm Antifa. It's me.
At tea time, everybody agrees.
Hi.
I'm Antifa. It's me.
At tea time, everybody agrees.
October 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's me.
Hi.
I'm Antifa. It's me.
At tea time, everybody agrees.
Hi.
I'm Antifa. It's me.
At tea time, everybody agrees.
The reason why it's so easy for people to kiss Trump's ass is because he's 100% ass.
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The reason why it's so easy for people to kiss Trump's ass is because he's 100% ass.
WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THIS?!?
Of all the things I have a handle on, it's my handle. And now, my handle is invalid?
Of all the things I have a handle on, it's my handle. And now, my handle is invalid?
October 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THIS?!?
Of all the things I have a handle on, it's my handle. And now, my handle is invalid?
Of all the things I have a handle on, it's my handle. And now, my handle is invalid?
Confucius say: A NASCAR driver who can only make left turns is never right.
Go huff fumes, Danica.
Go huff fumes, Danica.
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Confucius say: A NASCAR driver who can only make left turns is never right.
Go huff fumes, Danica.
Go huff fumes, Danica.
I'm still wondering why more ICE tires aren't getting slashed. Make it harder for them to move.
October 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm still wondering why more ICE tires aren't getting slashed. Make it harder for them to move.
Man, I'm in full support of "punch nazi's", but these kids did the right thing. Awesome to see. More! More! More! Fuck nazis!
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
October 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Man, I'm in full support of "punch nazi's", but these kids did the right thing. Awesome to see. More! More! More! Fuck nazis!
The Streisand Effect is going to be renamed The Epstein Effect.
October 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The Streisand Effect is going to be renamed The Epstein Effect.
I feel so bad for the drummer of Minneapolis band, Night Moves, who looks kind of like Jimmy Fallon. Of all the assholes in all the world to look like...
October 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I feel so bad for the drummer of Minneapolis band, Night Moves, who looks kind of like Jimmy Fallon. Of all the assholes in all the world to look like...
I can't believe boys would go here to get more stupider.
This is the closest photograph NASA has ever taken of Jupiter.
October 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I can't believe boys would go here to get more stupider.
"release the Epstein files now"
September 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"release the Epstein files now"
The least C3 Presents could do is make their festival promotion posters look different. This is just lazy, uninspired design. I don't even want to look at the other festival poster designs.
(Edit). I did. They have a style. I get it. They do a lot of stuff. Hire more than 2 designers, though.
(Edit). I did. They have a style. I get it. They do a lot of stuff. Hire more than 2 designers, though.
September 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The least C3 Presents could do is make their festival promotion posters look different. This is just lazy, uninspired design. I don't even want to look at the other festival poster designs.
(Edit). I did. They have a style. I get it. They do a lot of stuff. Hire more than 2 designers, though.
(Edit). I did. They have a style. I get it. They do a lot of stuff. Hire more than 2 designers, though.
Now after the whole UN thing, Trump wants to de-escalate this and de-escalate that. Chucklehead.
September 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Now after the whole UN thing, Trump wants to de-escalate this and de-escalate that. Chucklehead.
I think the Department of Justice should be renamed the Department of Just ICE.
September 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I think the Department of Justice should be renamed the Department of Just ICE.