This old man??? he played three?! He played Knick knack on *my* KNEE?!?
No fucking thank you.
No fucking thank you.
October 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This old man??? he played three?! He played Knick knack on *my* KNEE?!?
No fucking thank you.
No fucking thank you.
I simply cannot imagine Bsky is full of #plathville watchers but I just need somewhere to say that Ethan is such a little bitch
August 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I simply cannot imagine Bsky is full of #plathville watchers but I just need somewhere to say that Ethan is such a little bitch
Some Gen Zers just asked me to take their picture with a Canon point-and-shoot and they felt the need to explain to me how to use it and I 💀
July 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Some Gen Zers just asked me to take their picture with a Canon point-and-shoot and they felt the need to explain to me how to use it and I 💀
Yearning for just one more ‘90s summer where my babysitter was a popsicle stick on the tv
July 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yearning for just one more ‘90s summer where my babysitter was a popsicle stick on the tv
The chicken sitting service I use is going hard in this new banner. 😍😍
July 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The chicken sitting service I use is going hard in this new banner. 😍😍
I get multiples gayer every time a man at the gym doesn’t wipe off the equipment he just used.
(And it is ALWAYS men!!!!!!)
(And it is ALWAYS men!!!!!!)
July 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I get multiples gayer every time a man at the gym doesn’t wipe off the equipment he just used.
(And it is ALWAYS men!!!!!!)
(And it is ALWAYS men!!!!!!)
I heard this place was dragging Dwayne The Rock Johnson????
FINALLY!
I’ve never trusted that guy and I think something bad is gonna be revealed about him sometime in my life.
Mark my words!
MARK 👏 MY 👏 WORDS 👏
#therock #ismellwhattherockiscookinganditisbad
FINALLY!
I’ve never trusted that guy and I think something bad is gonna be revealed about him sometime in my life.
Mark my words!
MARK 👏 MY 👏 WORDS 👏
#therock #ismellwhattherockiscookinganditisbad
June 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I heard this place was dragging Dwayne The Rock Johnson????
FINALLY!
I’ve never trusted that guy and I think something bad is gonna be revealed about him sometime in my life.
Mark my words!
MARK 👏 MY 👏 WORDS 👏
#therock #ismellwhattherockiscookinganditisbad
FINALLY!
I’ve never trusted that guy and I think something bad is gonna be revealed about him sometime in my life.
Mark my words!
MARK 👏 MY 👏 WORDS 👏
#therock #ismellwhattherockiscookinganditisbad
My wife has been listening to Death Becomes Her on a loop for, like, a week straight. The plot in the songs hasn’t been aligning with what *I* remember of the movie. And I just realized it’s because I think I’m conflating Death Becomes Her and The First Wives Club lol
June 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My wife has been listening to Death Becomes Her on a loop for, like, a week straight. The plot in the songs hasn’t been aligning with what *I* remember of the movie. And I just realized it’s because I think I’m conflating Death Becomes Her and The First Wives Club lol
June 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My least favorite musical creative choice is when everyone on stage is singing different words important to their individual story line at the same time.
Cool, now I don’t know what anyone is saying?! Help 😭
Cool, now I don’t know what anyone is saying?! Help 😭
May 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My least favorite musical creative choice is when everyone on stage is singing different words important to their individual story line at the same time.
Cool, now I don’t know what anyone is saying?! Help 😭
Cool, now I don’t know what anyone is saying?! Help 😭
Fully convinced that marriage is just one person leaving their yogurt lid on the counter every single morning and the other person putting it in the trash can 6’ away.
March 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Fully convinced that marriage is just one person leaving their yogurt lid on the counter every single morning and the other person putting it in the trash can 6’ away.
Me, a nobody baby who’s done barebones basic car repairs, has disassembled and reassembled the entire Saginaw steering column of my ‘92 Buick Roadmaster. This was a varsity repair that I’m shocked actually went my way. 😂😂
February 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Me, a nobody baby who’s done barebones basic car repairs, has disassembled and reassembled the entire Saginaw steering column of my ‘92 Buick Roadmaster. This was a varsity repair that I’m shocked actually went my way. 😂😂
“There’s more than one way to be a bottom.” — my wife
February 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“There’s more than one way to be a bottom.” — my wife
Is anyone seeing an alarming uptick in flat-earthers and moon landing-hoaxers on their other social apps?
I just need to sell a couch on marketplace and then I’m shutting down everything but Bsky. 🥲 It’s getting wild out there.
I just need to sell a couch on marketplace and then I’m shutting down everything but Bsky. 🥲 It’s getting wild out there.
January 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is anyone seeing an alarming uptick in flat-earthers and moon landing-hoaxers on their other social apps?
I just need to sell a couch on marketplace and then I’m shutting down everything but Bsky. 🥲 It’s getting wild out there.
I just need to sell a couch on marketplace and then I’m shutting down everything but Bsky. 🥲 It’s getting wild out there.
It appears that Whitehouse.gov has been pared down to just three (3) pages.
And while the web team DID NOT remember to update the site descriptions, it DID remember to do the Most Important Thing: adding comically ridiculous theme music. 🫠😵💫🥴
And while the web team DID NOT remember to update the site descriptions, it DID remember to do the Most Important Thing: adding comically ridiculous theme music. 🫠😵💫🥴
The White House
President Biden and Vice President Harris promised to move quickly to deliver results for working families. That’s what they’ve done.
Whitehouse.gov
January 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It appears that Whitehouse.gov has been pared down to just three (3) pages.
And while the web team DID NOT remember to update the site descriptions, it DID remember to do the Most Important Thing: adding comically ridiculous theme music. 🫠😵💫🥴
And while the web team DID NOT remember to update the site descriptions, it DID remember to do the Most Important Thing: adding comically ridiculous theme music. 🫠😵💫🥴
I feel like “rat out your inclusive coworkers” is very, verrry few slippery steps from “rat out your gay neighbors.”
Someone tell me that that couldn’t happen?? Please?? Ibegyouplztellmethatcanthappenfromsomeinewhoseneighborisamagaconspiracytheorist
Someone tell me that that couldn’t happen?? Please?? Ibegyouplztellmethatcanthappenfromsomeinewhoseneighborisamagaconspiracytheorist
January 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I feel like “rat out your inclusive coworkers” is very, verrry few slippery steps from “rat out your gay neighbors.”
Someone tell me that that couldn’t happen?? Please?? Ibegyouplztellmethatcanthappenfromsomeinewhoseneighborisamagaconspiracytheorist
Someone tell me that that couldn’t happen?? Please?? Ibegyouplztellmethatcanthappenfromsomeinewhoseneighborisamagaconspiracytheorist
I feel like my wife and I both bring really great qualities to our marriage.
Unfortunately, my wife also brought the absolute WORST printer into this marriage.
Unfortunately, my wife also brought the absolute WORST printer into this marriage.
January 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I feel like my wife and I both bring really great qualities to our marriage.
Unfortunately, my wife also brought the absolute WORST printer into this marriage.
Unfortunately, my wife also brought the absolute WORST printer into this marriage.
I was in New Orleans for a wedding once and while walking down the street, I stepped into a hole that was roughly 8” deep, the exact size of my foot, and filled with hot black water and bits of garbage.
I had to wash my foot thrice to get it feeling right.
My Birkenstock smells bad to this day.
I had to wash my foot thrice to get it feeling right.
My Birkenstock smells bad to this day.
January 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I was in New Orleans for a wedding once and while walking down the street, I stepped into a hole that was roughly 8” deep, the exact size of my foot, and filled with hot black water and bits of garbage.
I had to wash my foot thrice to get it feeling right.
My Birkenstock smells bad to this day.
I had to wash my foot thrice to get it feeling right.
My Birkenstock smells bad to this day.
I’m just really excited for the year ahead inside our own little house with my own little wife and our own little life and our 10 little fuzzy and feathery bbs.
Everything outside these walls can get fucked, but inside is going to be OK. ☺️
Everything outside these walls can get fucked, but inside is going to be OK. ☺️
January 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m just really excited for the year ahead inside our own little house with my own little wife and our own little life and our 10 little fuzzy and feathery bbs.
Everything outside these walls can get fucked, but inside is going to be OK. ☺️
Everything outside these walls can get fucked, but inside is going to be OK. ☺️
Getting into the Nintendo Switch we got for Xmas. Do they have magazines for this one??? Like the n64 magazines?? Help
January 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Getting into the Nintendo Switch we got for Xmas. Do they have magazines for this one??? Like the n64 magazines?? Help
Why are these moms even friends?? Why are they torturing themselves?? I don’t understand this show?!!?!
#momtok #secretlivesofmormonwives
#momtok #secretlivesofmormonwives
January 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Why are these moms even friends?? Why are they torturing themselves?? I don’t understand this show?!!?!
#momtok #secretlivesofmormonwives
#momtok #secretlivesofmormonwives
What’s the biggest Beige Misconception someone has about you that you don’t have the heart to correct?
Mine is that one of my high school Spanish teachers messages me several times a year about things I was into in HS.
Except that she’s bringing up things my sister liked. She thinks I’m my sister.
Mine is that one of my high school Spanish teachers messages me several times a year about things I was into in HS.
Except that she’s bringing up things my sister liked. She thinks I’m my sister.
December 30, 2024 at 3:12 AM
What’s the biggest Beige Misconception someone has about you that you don’t have the heart to correct?
Mine is that one of my high school Spanish teachers messages me several times a year about things I was into in HS.
Except that she’s bringing up things my sister liked. She thinks I’m my sister.
Mine is that one of my high school Spanish teachers messages me several times a year about things I was into in HS.
Except that she’s bringing up things my sister liked. She thinks I’m my sister.
I think we’re spending too much time on trying to ban TikTok and not enough time on trying to ban 5-Minute Crafts.
December 29, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I think we’re spending too much time on trying to ban TikTok and not enough time on trying to ban 5-Minute Crafts.
What is AEW? What are we all talking about??
December 29, 2024 at 6:11 AM
What is AEW? What are we all talking about??