Belly full of soup, throat full of WHAT FEELS LIKE RAZOR BLADES

Kiddos, get your flu/covid shots, this one's a doozy 😬

I WISH I DID because they're a good ol' unproblematic amazon purchase, and I haven't been able to find 'em again

Gotta give it to my boyfriend for introducing me to suspenders, to which they have become 20% of my personality

*record scratch*

Yep, that's me. Wondering what I'm doing here?

Well, it started with the rise of fascism in the United States, academia stress causing me to ditch the gym until I find a time of sanctuary, and a love for sweets

God, I gotta remember that this app gives me more dopamine than the cursed x'ed-out bird app does

I need to remember this place exists, I'm at the ends of my social media maximum at this point... anyways HI QUEERS

Bitch there are TOO MANY APPS TO REGULATE but anyways hi 🥰🥰🥰

Oh god I'm here now; now what