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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · Mar 22

Just made a rule up, someone following me with no mutuals, who hadn’t posted anything, likes summat of mine, instablock

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 2h

England @ the World Cup

ICE V ICF

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 3h

I’d like to take this opportooneteh to wish you and all yah mutuyaals compliments of the season

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 5h

Some Chelsea idiots probably did though

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 5h

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 5h

Yer wha’?

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 6h

Just remembered Bored Ape Yacht Club… that was definitely a staging post on the way to the world going fucking nuts!

Also when was the last time you saw/heard/notice any fucking comment by anyone about NFTs

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 6h

@‘s like yours just walk through the raindrops don’t they?

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 8h

He knows a lot abooot Gareth Southgate though

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 8h

Really must get my arse over for a pint

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 8h

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Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 9h

After a couple of years on this app I’ve just noticed there’s no ‘bunch of numbers’ on here

Proper made me smile

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 9h

It’s not knotty ash m8

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 9h

Sometimes worry that @kentwix.bsky.social lack of posting on here is cause he still customises the other place, the duplicitous little toad

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 9h

Bonbonbonbonmendous

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 9h

I’m only messin’ kid

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 9h

3 o’clock dart from Aintree, that’s not a tip it’s what I’m doing

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 9h

A real plus for non fans of the bit though

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 13h

Our brindle lurcher is very bald on her underside, this looks like her fanny

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Chris B @ceepeebee.bsky.social · 14h

I cannot get past the fact that his wattle is literally tucked into his collar…

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 13h

😜 kudos on using “wattle” a great oft underutilsised term

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 13h

Connections

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 14h

Know what you mean

Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 14h

Don’t make me snitchtag Irvine Welsh, Jonathan Coe and errr you

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 15h

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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 15h

See Steve Malkmus from Pavement who’s done the racing equivalent of ‘the 92’, he’d use days off from touring to go to Thirsk or somewhere