June(bug) the nibblest
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The Cissiest Hettiest Alpha boy on the market
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Piss taker and piss giver
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Piss taker and piss giver
James May should be the brand ambassador for bovril.
They would sell a bovrillian units
They would sell a bovrillian units
July 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
James May should be the brand ambassador for bovril.
They would sell a bovrillian units
They would sell a bovrillian units
A victim of my own success.
Join a lesbian run club, miss more events than I attend because too busy cuddling girlfriends in bed in the morning.
Join a lesbian run club, miss more events than I attend because too busy cuddling girlfriends in bed in the morning.
July 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
A victim of my own success.
Join a lesbian run club, miss more events than I attend because too busy cuddling girlfriends in bed in the morning.
Join a lesbian run club, miss more events than I attend because too busy cuddling girlfriends in bed in the morning.
The reality of being a senior software Dev is you start getting tasks that involve cross referencing release notes with some dudes blog about .native.dll's to see whether a minor version dependency update from 1.8 to 1.9 is going to break everything
July 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The reality of being a senior software Dev is you start getting tasks that involve cross referencing release notes with some dudes blog about .native.dll's to see whether a minor version dependency update from 1.8 to 1.9 is going to break everything
still wild how many people I know will still use Twitter even after the grok/mechahitler incident
July 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
still wild how many people I know will still use Twitter even after the grok/mechahitler incident
Wisdom is like a gerontophile, it cums with age
June 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Wisdom is like a gerontophile, it cums with age
Not to brag but I am excellent in bed.
I can sleep 8 hours and be fully rested. 💪💪
I can sleep 8 hours and be fully rested. 💪💪
June 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Not to brag but I am excellent in bed.
I can sleep 8 hours and be fully rested. 💪💪
I can sleep 8 hours and be fully rested. 💪💪
Bathless girl stays at hotel with bath. Attempts to deplete backlog of gifted bathbombs in one night.
Things I learnt:
- Orange dissolves faster than red
- pears are more dense than unicorns
- it's really easy to make piss coloured warm water
Things I learnt:
- Orange dissolves faster than red
- pears are more dense than unicorns
- it's really easy to make piss coloured warm water
June 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Bathless girl stays at hotel with bath. Attempts to deplete backlog of gifted bathbombs in one night.
Things I learnt:
- Orange dissolves faster than red
- pears are more dense than unicorns
- it's really easy to make piss coloured warm water
Things I learnt:
- Orange dissolves faster than red
- pears are more dense than unicorns
- it's really easy to make piss coloured warm water
Full body amputation when??
May 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Full body amputation when??
Is a lie a lie if the person who tells it genuinely believes it?
May 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Is a lie a lie if the person who tells it genuinely believes it?
Federal election news: Bob Katter party has done a clean sweep!!
Claiming every seat in the house of representatives and senate they're in talks with IKEA to get the government furnished with more seats to keep winning more!!!
Claiming every seat in the house of representatives and senate they're in talks with IKEA to get the government furnished with more seats to keep winning more!!!
May 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Federal election news: Bob Katter party has done a clean sweep!!
Claiming every seat in the house of representatives and senate they're in talks with IKEA to get the government furnished with more seats to keep winning more!!!
Claiming every seat in the house of representatives and senate they're in talks with IKEA to get the government furnished with more seats to keep winning more!!!
Things that give math nerd programmers a feeling of power: raising a bug ticket on the second most downloaded .NET maths library because you had to prove someone else's Eigen vector calculation wrong.
April 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Things that give math nerd programmers a feeling of power: raising a bug ticket on the second most downloaded .NET maths library because you had to prove someone else's Eigen vector calculation wrong.
Remember it's always morally okay to shit in the men's urinal
April 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Remember it's always morally okay to shit in the men's urinal
Describing that every marathon that I have trained for and run has been a miserable experience from start to end and that I fully intend to run more.
The person I am talking to: 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Me: why are you encouraging me?
The person I am talking to: 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Me: why are you encouraging me?
April 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Describing that every marathon that I have trained for and run has been a miserable experience from start to end and that I fully intend to run more.
The person I am talking to: 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Me: why are you encouraging me?
The person I am talking to: 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Me: why are you encouraging me?
Business idea: coriander flavoured soap so a small niche of society can have the cleanest wash of their life with soap flavoured soap.
April 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Business idea: coriander flavoured soap so a small niche of society can have the cleanest wash of their life with soap flavoured soap.
I'm not neuro-spicy.
I am neuro-umami.
I am neuro-umami.
April 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'm not neuro-spicy.
I am neuro-umami.
I am neuro-umami.
Can't wait until I am old and my mental faculties start failing so I can finally forget that embarrassing thing I said 8 years ago
April 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Can't wait until I am old and my mental faculties start failing so I can finally forget that embarrassing thing I said 8 years ago
June 5th be expenny
April 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
June 5th be expenny
At this fruit themed party someone wants me to pollinate them.
March 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
At this fruit themed party someone wants me to pollinate them.
Is it a social faux pas that I rocked up to play board games with new people and won 3/3 games?
March 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Is it a social faux pas that I rocked up to play board games with new people and won 3/3 games?
You can spot the difference between a "health influencer" and a "body dysmorphia grifter" when they start talking about the latest "villain", cardio 😱😱😱
March 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You can spot the difference between a "health influencer" and a "body dysmorphia grifter" when they start talking about the latest "villain", cardio 😱😱😱
Hot take: they should put more chemicals in the water. Not just the stuff we know, invent entirely new chemicals just to put them in the water. God I F-ing love chemicals.
March 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hot take: they should put more chemicals in the water. Not just the stuff we know, invent entirely new chemicals just to put them in the water. God I F-ing love chemicals.
I tried screaming into the void but the void told me to pull myself together because I was making a scene
March 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I tried screaming into the void but the void told me to pull myself together because I was making a scene
As a software developer it's easy to get tunnel visioned in the pursuit of perfectionism.
I found myself writing my own square root algorithm because the native one only went to a meager 15 decimals.
My product's error margin was only a fraction of a percent!!
I found myself writing my own square root algorithm because the native one only went to a meager 15 decimals.
My product's error margin was only a fraction of a percent!!
March 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
As a software developer it's easy to get tunnel visioned in the pursuit of perfectionism.
I found myself writing my own square root algorithm because the native one only went to a meager 15 decimals.
My product's error margin was only a fraction of a percent!!
I found myself writing my own square root algorithm because the native one only went to a meager 15 decimals.
My product's error margin was only a fraction of a percent!!
Cis-folk don't realise how bad transphobia is in sports. There are genuinely people upset I have a gym membership.
March 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Cis-folk don't realise how bad transphobia is in sports. There are genuinely people upset I have a gym membership.
I'm such a les"BI"an.
A bisexual who is culturally a lesbian.
A bisexual who is culturally a lesbian.
March 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm such a les"BI"an.
A bisexual who is culturally a lesbian.
A bisexual who is culturally a lesbian.