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Jump5tart

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“The only thing we should fear is that we will surrender our homeland to be plundered by a gang of liars, thieves, and hypocrites. That we will surrender, without a fight, voluntarily, our own future and that of our children.” ~ Alexei Navalny

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Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 3h

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

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Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 23h

Avg. age of the group of 8 posted was 28. 2 30+. All well over 21.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 3d

Was this written by some poor scmuck no one ever taught, or mentored? Because damn, not understanding the role of human interaction in the process of learning and growth is pretty pathetic.
No wonder they’re so emotionally and intellectually underdeveloped. Clearly no one has ever loved them.

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Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 3d

Fuking Karen prototype. The smug judging face is worse than the haircut. They’re more insidious than ICE.

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Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 4d

They’ve been all in all along.
Light is low and shadows long.
First Habeas corpus.
Then Posse Comitatus.
Time to standup.
‘NO KINGS FOR US’

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 4d

Granny Goebbels

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 6d

I have a grave marker suggestion for him.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 8d

Poor, sick, uneducated people are easier to rule.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 10d

Huzzah!

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Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 10d

Wait until you hear what Mitch did with a SCOTUS seat.
No one should be surprised.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 15d

Uh Democracy. How about democracy? That’s currently on its deathbed.
You can play offense too ya know.
25th amendment NOW! Make them defend their insane tyrant and his unhinged violence.

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Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 16d

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Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 16d

They love the moniker “Christian” buuuuuuutt not real fond of his actual teachings.
In fact ICE would’ve certainly sent him to CECOT.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 17d

The incompetence is their only redeeming quality.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 17d

Speaker Jeffries is not up to the moment. They’re playing the prevent defense down 50. We’re going to lose our democracy over decorum.

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Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 19d

Looks pretty mid to me Mr. Softie.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 19d

Reading is fundamental. No one said Joe won. But if you think word salad and non sequiturs WINS debates you’re as brainwashed as the rest of MAGA.
Might as well go back. You’re useless in this fight.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 20d

DON’T. FUND. FASCISTS.
Shut it down.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 20d

By beat you mean convinced the bottom IQ voters that he’d punish the people they hate.
He didn’t WIN any debates. Even Joe’s last one where neither should be onstage debating.
He uses no logic. He spews lies. Has no grasp of history, the constitution, policy, or legislative process. NONE.
So…

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Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 20d

Good info for the war crimes tribunal.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 20d

They’ll support anything, no matter how ridiculous, dirty, or stupid, if they think it “owns the libs.”
Not just dumb, but bitter, ignorant, and scared.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 21d

When we all told MAGA to ‘go fuk yourself’ I don’t think anyone thought they’d take it literally.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 21d

Dem leadership needs to resign. Nothing will come of this but more lies and appeasement. You cannot negotiate w someone whose word is meaningless.
Trump is illegitimate and determined to break the republic and should be treated as such.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 21d

His only pleasure IS vengeance.
His passing will become a national day of celebration.

Jump5tart @jump5tart.bsky.social · 21d

THEY ARE NOT GIVING UP POWER. EVER.
Americans need to understand this NOW. You do not live in a democracy any more.