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Just here to share my inner chuckles.🤣🤭🤣 #couchpeloton

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · Nov 20

How i feel now ive made the decison to go where the sky is blue .

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 11h

Its okay … its whats on the inside that counts.

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 11h

Boned and not in the channel nine way

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 15h

Google called their AI Gemini for a reason.

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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 15h

No further words needed 👊🏻 ⚡

#punk #punks #punkrock #fucknazis #fightracism #history #punkrockhistory

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 15h

Linked in keeps reminding me that ageism is a hidden problem…

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 15h

Cant remember quite where i sawed him last..

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 17h

Kid finally learnt to remove the puck when they make coffee…

should i embrace the win or send photo pointing out the clogged part of the basket?

🤔💭🤔💭🤔💭🤔💭🤔

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 18h

Q) How would a ex NR/AFL playing mayor describe their neighbourhood follwoing an unexpected drive by shooting without resorting to cliches?

A) they wouldnt

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

Bad taste? 👅

bsky.app/profile/juli...

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

Please dont tell the Saudis about this guy who wrties for the Washington Post.

#auspol

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

Please dont tell the Saudis about this guy who wrties for the Washington Post.

#auspol

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

1800 - bitter - dissapointment

Definitely not 👎

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

Cat 🐈‍⬛ nonplussed.

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

A shrew in the hand is worth two in the bush

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

Are fact finding tours of Asia adult services hot spots included in the package?

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

Follow Jason on linkedin for more life advice … 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 2d

Darwin never got round to writing a chapter on survival of the agreeablest.

Shame ..

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 2d

Perflect too for long flights and family reunions

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 2d

The lengths people go to to make friends.

#auspol

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 2d

Can we ask AI overlords to invent a skip button ⏭️

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 2d

Sunrising (bit late)

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 3d

Coping mechanism to prevent schoolyard wedgies.

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 3d

It has allowed me to form a relationship with kids principal as i get to stand outside the principals office and ask for kids confiscated phone back a couple of times a year.

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Amanda Knox @amandaknox.com · 3d

Why are you telling me this NOW?

Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 4d

"Why travel all the way to Italy when you can visit a place much closer by that is shaped like Italy?"

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poster of great western railways visit cornwall it better than italy advertising campaign

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 5d

Peta Credlin and Julie Bishop

#auspol #insiders
#LNPDreamTeam
#WhatWouldStevePriceKnow
#AnyoneButTony

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 6d

He seems the perfect candidate to work at Optus.