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Your Favorite Cousin
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As my granny used to say…The first shall be last and the last shall be first. Amen. 🇹🇹
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That boat is not big enough for the conversation they’re having 🙏🏾 #rhop
Some of these women are bullies and it’s kinda weird #rhop
I love Jassi! Like I literally couldn’t give less of a damn about her man and the kids story #rhop
K behaving like she need her damn chin checked 😭 #RHOP
Tried a second time to watch the Ed gein monster - this time with a man and he turned that shit OFF wayyyyyy before I did when I attempted to watch by myself 😭😭

It’s just too much!!
a man with glasses and a name tag that says mateo
ALT: a man with glasses and a name tag that says mateo
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Britani behaves like someone on the spectrum cause no way #RHOSLC
Anyone who is picking people up with luggage and watches them struggle from the drivers seat whilst getting said luggage in the trunk is bitch made. A whole BITCH.
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You can pause your healing journey to remind folks why you were on one to begin with😉
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Having chemistry with someone you know you can’t be with is one of the most odd, confusing, heavy heart situations you can be in.
Ok..if these women gonna play clue this entire szn I might tap out cause it’s getting old real fast.

K is trying wayyyy too hard. Angel and Tia have potential. IMMA NEED THEM TO CHILL ON STACEY.

Hope it gets better soon. 🙇🏾‍♀️ #RHOP
Nah Acrimony is weird as hell…what do you mean my ex husband gave me $10m and I’m still harassing him!??

While I’m aware people are crazy in real life this movie is rage bait on a different level.

Tyler…abeg take a REST.
When I tell y’all now is NOT the time to mess with federal employees baby..
Dang Eddie…I think you smiled a lil too hard buddy they on y’all toppppp omg the 2nd hand embarrassment I’m feeling is too much!! 🥴🥴🥴 #RHOP

Fk it…imma just get high all day chile.
Yall ain’t scared of the penitentiary enough for me…
Them mugshots giving Joker and Harley Quinn #RHOP
Seeeee what happens when you don’t just make your money and stfu?? Smh Taking all these Ls for nothing..
I’ve listed to Cardi’s album at least 400x since it dropped and you know what…if I were Nicki I’d crash out too cause it’s fucking flawless. Literally no skips.
a woman says i feel so fulfilled in a sequined jacket
ALT: a woman says i feel so fulfilled in a sequined jacket
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My GOD I love Angie!! 😭😭😭 #RHOSLC
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I always think about that tweet

“attention from the wrong man feels like you’re being chased in the woods” 🥴
Why is Giselle writing a letter to karennnnnnn 🤣😭🤣😭🤣 #RHOP
Ashley irritates my soul. 😭😭 #RHOP
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SIMILARLY when a man tells you how much attention HE gets. I -

What am I supposed to do with that, sugarplum?
Now I have a question.

When a man says to a woman, ‘I know you get a lot of attention,’ do you think that comes from admiration or insecurity?
“Life’s a bag of dicks. Spend half of your life looking for someone to share it with. And the other half trying to escape them.”

OOF! 😓