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Judau Ashta FR 💯

@judauashtabruhh.bsky.social

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STRAIGHT OUTTA SHANGRI-LA JUNKY GANG REPRESENT (Gimmick parody account. Duhh)

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Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3h

So I got kinda lost in the hospital and I gotta ask: why does the children's wing have designs that look like giant blood trails on the floor?
Who thought that was a good idea??

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Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3h

I definitely don't outside of maybe handing out candy.

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Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 20h

galaxy brain but it only works when it feels like it

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 1d

I looked up and @theredvomit.bsky.social was gone and then like 10 minutes later he was back and looked like someone had kicked his dog

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Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 1d

I’m gonna work hard to make sure only one of those things happen

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 2d

I dunno how you managed to lock yourself in there.

It was funny until you started crying.

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 2d

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Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 2d

cookies, man

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 2d

@theredvomit.bsky.social turns out to not be...totally terrible company on a flight.
he's just got...snacks. i dunno where he keeps getting them from

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Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, I won't complain about getting to save.

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, damn. You picking us up or do I gotta use my frequent flyer milles??

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

....Man there's gotta be something going around or something

SaylaSays @smpriv.bsky.social · 3d

Echoes of a future and a past that never was or never will be, people from places that weren't meant to be in this timeline, this universe... headaches, headaches... I'm the figurehead Queen of Zeon in one, i'm a pilot of a guncannon in another, i'm an adoptive mother in yet another- we are all me.

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

YEEEEAH GET IT LITTLE DUDE SLURP THAT SHIT UP!!!!!!

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

wait why we checkin on her

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

Seconding that.

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

...you somehow made a parallel move from one type of adult to another.

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

If we're lucky it's an asteroid or something and it's worth $$$$
If it's not then it's a cool rock
Eitherr way- good find buddy

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Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

Genuinely impressed you found a rock.

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Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

Alright, get some work gloves and come meet me, we’ll go looking to see if we can find anything worthwhile.

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

What lunch?

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

Uhhh I can bring you scrap salvaging? That sound interesting at all?

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Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

Uhhh nah they were pretty humanoid.

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

Well, so far every time someone’s had wild dreams or just….dissociated out of time eventually those people show up.
I had a dream where a guy that sounds like me fought aliens with some friends in animal…well they weren’t Mobile Suits. But they all combined. It was pretty rad.

Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

In other news; space is warped and time is bendable.
Is that version of me that fought aliens ever gonna show up?

No?

Not quite yatte yaruze...more like yare yare daze amirite fellas?

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Judau Ashta FR 💯 @judauashtabruhh.bsky.social · 3d

Hang on gonna dm you