Machine Gay Kelly
@judalicious.bsky.social
COO for the QSIDE Institute, CIO at Bennington College, proud supporter of DEI, gay person, gender fuzzy, proud dad of a transgender son. Expressions and opinions are my own and do not represent the organizations that I work for.
OK, imma do this. This whole “Walmart Thanksgiving is 25% less” controversy is missing the most salient point. Forgetting the fact that the package of goods is shittier and has fewer items this year, if last year’s package cost 25% more, this year’s package isn’t 25% less; it’s 20% less. Cuz, math.
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
OK, imma do this. This whole “Walmart Thanksgiving is 25% less” controversy is missing the most salient point. Forgetting the fact that the package of goods is shittier and has fewer items this year, if last year’s package cost 25% more, this year’s package isn’t 25% less; it’s 20% less. Cuz, math.
So, I’m noticing that my indie news diet is skewing white dude. I’m subscribed to @katiephang.bsky.social and the amazing Lucas, among others. Who are your fave indie women, genderqueer, and PoC journalists? Let’s not recreate the white patriarchy in indie media.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
So, I’m noticing that my indie news diet is skewing white dude. I’m subscribed to @katiephang.bsky.social and the amazing Lucas, among others. Who are your fave indie women, genderqueer, and PoC journalists? Let’s not recreate the white patriarchy in indie media.
Hey @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy , come claim ya boy. Jesse Waters is going through some stuff.
youtu.be/YLFAtxb_Vd0?...
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Fox News PANICS ON AIR as Trump KILLS his OWN TERM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hey @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy , come claim ya boy. Jesse Waters is going through some stuff.
youtu.be/YLFAtxb_Vd0?...
youtu.be/YLFAtxb_Vd0?...
So, it began w a trip to Cincinnati, took a detour resulting in two pints of Skyline chili flavored graters ice cream, has finished w two 50 yo men playing w dry ice.
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So, it began w a trip to Cincinnati, took a detour resulting in two pints of Skyline chili flavored graters ice cream, has finished w two 50 yo men playing w dry ice.
It will be a massive plus in my voting algorithm if a candidate promises to pass legislation retroactively clawing back Ill-gotten $$$ from Trump, his lackeys, and spineless democrats. This means you, @schumer.senate.gov. We’re coming for your nest feathered w betrayal money.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It will be a massive plus in my voting algorithm if a candidate promises to pass legislation retroactively clawing back Ill-gotten $$$ from Trump, his lackeys, and spineless democrats. This means you, @schumer.senate.gov. We’re coming for your nest feathered w betrayal money.
Say hi to Charlie Kirk when you get to hell.
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Say hi to Charlie Kirk when you get to hell.
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You made the right choice. One cannot quarter hate, even within blood ties.
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You made the right choice. One cannot quarter hate, even within blood ties.
This is how our president talks. Sit with that for a minute. American hegemony is gone and will never return. We did this to ourselves.
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is how our president talks. Sit with that for a minute. American hegemony is gone and will never return. We did this to ourselves.
I’m at the Bengals game w my sister - it’s some form of sportsball, I’ve been led to believe - but it honestly feels like a cult. Also, the # of Black folks in the field is old appear to be >= the number of fans in attendance. I say this not to throw shade - I just feel like an anthropologist…
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m at the Bengals game w my sister - it’s some form of sportsball, I’ve been led to believe - but it honestly feels like a cult. Also, the # of Black folks in the field is old appear to be >= the number of fans in attendance. I say this not to throw shade - I just feel like an anthropologist…
Honestly, let them eat scoops of crisco off of waffle cones at this point. If you’re still supporting and believing these vile ignoramuses, those of us wo maga mush brain will just pop some skinny pop and watch you all compete for top spot in the Darwin awards.
October 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Honestly, let them eat scoops of crisco off of waffle cones at this point. If you’re still supporting and believing these vile ignoramuses, those of us wo maga mush brain will just pop some skinny pop and watch you all compete for top spot in the Darwin awards.
Dear God, we write today to extend our gratitude for the public support of the gay agenda…
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Dear God, we write today to extend our gratitude for the public support of the gay agenda…
Heh. Williams College. Once again finding the low road.
Y'all people who work at colleges/universities... someone(s) on my campus is/are up to some spicy shit and I am LIVING FOR IT. #AcademicSky
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Heh. Williams College. Once again finding the low road.
Imma say it. He’s hot af.
October 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Imma say it. He’s hot af.
It’s so damned cute I can’t stop smiling.
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It’s so damned cute I can’t stop smiling.
One more example of why I cancelled my subscription. If you don’t see it, you won’t see it.
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
One more example of why I cancelled my subscription. If you don’t see it, you won’t see it.
The jesters poster broke me.
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The jesters poster broke me.
I’m getting into inflatables.
October 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m getting into inflatables.
Our crowd in Troy, chanting!
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Our crowd in Troy, chanting!
More from the No Kings rally on n Troy, NY.
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
More from the No Kings rally on n Troy, NY.
My buddy Tyler and me at the #nokingsrally in Troy, NY. Fight fight fight!
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My buddy Tyler and me at the #nokingsrally in Troy, NY. Fight fight fight!
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October 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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