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jakob ✨
@jrmh.bsky.social
he/him — 25
📌 berlin, almost

i make games sometimes!
💖 star trek, magic: the gathering, (board) games, other stuff!
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📺🎞️✨ 2025 MEDIA THREAD! ✨📘🕹️
i did one of these last year on twitter and really liked being able to look through a list of all the things ive seen/played/read, so here it is for this year!
my sleep schedule has deteriorated enough again to where im doing the opposite of that polyphasic sleep self improvement grindset thing (ie sleeping like 14h every other day and not at all otherwise)
December 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
heres a d100 table for food allergies based on real-life prevalence
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I think working with react and vue has been the least fun ive had writing code maybe ever
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
discord server im on has threads for regions and i find it very funny how they chose the flag for each one lol

🇺🇸 North America
🇺🇾 South America
🇫🇷 Western Europe
🇷🇺 Eastern Europe/Russia
🇿🇦 Africa
🇯🇵 Eastern Asia/Pacific Islands
🇦🇺 Australia
🇱🇧 Middle East
🇮🇳 South Asia/India
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
youd think 5 years after brexit this wouldn't happen anymore, but as a european you still get teased for your proximity to br*tain by your cereal packaging saying "free from artificial coloUrs and flavoUrs" by AMERICAN megacorp Kellogg's
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
im an achievements enjoyer (sorry) and im playing nubby's number factory which has a "reach round 300" achievement

im on a run rn where i have a non-deterministically infinite scoring build which will sometimes take _a while_ and its just such a slog...
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
in dnd, if a spellcaster spoke only a language that indicated the imperative mood with some kind of particle, would that make them unable to use "command", since it's not possible to form a "one word command"
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
did a (digital) draft of the 100 ornithopters cube!!

went 3-1-1 in the (very casual) draft! the loss was against an ad naus combo deck (because i, for some reason, didn't tutor for the force)

i really need to play more cube, this was really fun!
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
damn they were ahead of us wrt tech in thailand in 2004
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
since people are talking about the monster hunter sol ring
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
only just saw this card and I really love it??

i love that you can play it in pdh and i think it's actually pretty decent in terms of being edh viable?
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
found this video from back when i was playing elite dangerous in 2016 emptying out my google drive!

i think this would've been during distant worlds??

looking back, this game really does look so pretty!
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
okay i literally went 7 wins again the next draft by just stubbornly forcing boros...........
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
saw a post today that said you should literally just always force boros in the arena powered cube, so i did and got my first 7-win in the cube lol

(deck was really sweet too!)
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
apple could save the world if they did background checks and refused to sell macbooks to anyone whos ever tweeted about an ai-enabled vscode/chromium wrapper
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
i was skimming nawal nasrallah's translation of this tenth century arab cook book and it really feels like the authors getting sick of writing down yet another stew recipe for pleurisy lol
October 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
yknow what, i kinda wanna do this, so here's a thread of custom mtg card designs that i thought of! ✨

might add to this now and then!

starting with two lands, one of which i made a while ago for a "cards in exile matter" theme, and one to explore "outlaw"-style batching terms!
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
alright, fine

here's my compromise
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i did not expect there to be so much passionate pushback to overhauling color identity rules wrt hybrid mana

i just really cannot think of a reason to be against the proposed reform other than "vibes"
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
apparently they have non-english versions of vanilla creatures on "the list", which is really neat!
October 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
looking into jailbreaking an old kindle i had lying around and this prerequisite is _wild_ lmao
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
(this is about spy x family)

why is marx on money from westalis?? They had him on an eastern 100 dalc note last season (which makes sense) but why is he on here lol
October 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
some worldbuilding things I'd like to see in starfleet academy:
- a *large* romulan community on earth. i know there's ni'var, but it's been 700y since the supernova and it makes sense some romulans would've settled on federation worlds, and i think there being a billion or so on earth would be cool
October 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
itd have been so cool if the post-burn earth hadn't joined the federation but had been some kind of antagonist

like, the mostly-human discovery crew having to decide to stand with the federation ideals against their homeworld wouldve been so neat imo
October 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
okay what if colbert getting a (voice) role on starfleet academy is gonna be enough to make the millenial liberal viewers happy so that the rest of the show can have better politics
October 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM