Jray
@jraystay.bsky.social
Thoughts my own (I hope 🤖👀)
Government Gal. Creative. Adventurer. Avid Coffee Drinker (but not annoying about it).
Government Gal. Creative. Adventurer. Avid Coffee Drinker (but not annoying about it).
Did bicep curls for the first time since my arm broke and I’m proud to say it did not re-break.
Ready to return to my gym routine come 2026
Ready to return to my gym routine come 2026
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Did bicep curls for the first time since my arm broke and I’m proud to say it did not re-break.
Ready to return to my gym routine come 2026
Ready to return to my gym routine come 2026
I’m now at the age where if someone says “I’ve heard so much about you” I reply with “they’re all lies”
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’m now at the age where if someone says “I’ve heard so much about you” I reply with “they’re all lies”
I’m the only one in my work chat that posts memes and gifs…
I think they think I’m insane
I think they think I’m insane
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I’m the only one in my work chat that posts memes and gifs…
I think they think I’m insane
I think they think I’m insane
I’m trying to watch an asmr video before bed but they’re using a dull ass paring knife and a bread knife to chop onions and garlic. Stressing me tf out
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m trying to watch an asmr video before bed but they’re using a dull ass paring knife and a bread knife to chop onions and garlic. Stressing me tf out
Me on the Kinsey scale
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Me on the Kinsey scale
I need a more powerful cut and paste. I need a swap option
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I need a more powerful cut and paste. I need a swap option
About to start stripping down at the office. Someone set the heat to surface of the sun levels…
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
About to start stripping down at the office. Someone set the heat to surface of the sun levels…
There’s nothing more humbling than learning a new language. Five years in and I still feel like I’m a toddler
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
There’s nothing more humbling than learning a new language. Five years in and I still feel like I’m a toddler
Benefit if noise cancelling headphones: Genuinely not knowing what the old lady is going about while gesturing to you. Something about me wearing shorts I presume
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Benefit if noise cancelling headphones: Genuinely not knowing what the old lady is going about while gesturing to you. Something about me wearing shorts I presume
May or may not have accidentally put my arm in bacon grease but thought it was left over eczema ointment and rubbed it in.
Gonna smell like bacon all day…who wants me?
Gonna smell like bacon all day…who wants me?
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
May or may not have accidentally put my arm in bacon grease but thought it was left over eczema ointment and rubbed it in.
Gonna smell like bacon all day…who wants me?
Gonna smell like bacon all day…who wants me?
Do you think they know I’m Queer?
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Do you think they know I’m Queer?
Spotify called me old (61), but I’m happy so it is what it is.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Spotify called me old (61), but I’m happy so it is what it is.
Do I have a crush on the barista because I think they’re attractive or because k see them every day?
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Do I have a crush on the barista because I think they’re attractive or because k see them every day?
I fear the straight girlies have learned from their gay besties to not wear deodorant…it’s become a epidemic
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I fear the straight girlies have learned from their gay besties to not wear deodorant…it’s become a epidemic
Everything about today is screaming “fuck no” yet here I am in the office
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Everything about today is screaming “fuck no” yet here I am in the office
My physical therapist asked if I had any resolutions for the new year and if I was one of those people that hit the gym hard on January 1.
Ummm I may be chubby but I still workout consistently my guy…back the fuck up.
Ummm I may be chubby but I still workout consistently my guy…back the fuck up.
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My physical therapist asked if I had any resolutions for the new year and if I was one of those people that hit the gym hard on January 1.
Ummm I may be chubby but I still workout consistently my guy…back the fuck up.
Ummm I may be chubby but I still workout consistently my guy…back the fuck up.
There’s something about a spin room mirror that really boosts the confidence
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There’s something about a spin room mirror that really boosts the confidence
There’s a lot to like about Massachusetts. The archaic liquor laws are not one of them. Some of us just want a nice bubbly to pair with our dry ass turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There’s a lot to like about Massachusetts. The archaic liquor laws are not one of them. Some of us just want a nice bubbly to pair with our dry ass turkey
Favorite part about “big sales” weekends is it reminds me which distribution lists to unsubscribe from
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Favorite part about “big sales” weekends is it reminds me which distribution lists to unsubscribe from
It’s November and I’m sweating. I’m going to fight someone.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s November and I’m sweating. I’m going to fight someone.
My step-brother called to ask how to use the train. As in where to go, how to get on, what the schedule was, where to get tickets…
The whole kit and caboodle. Mind you he was asking about a regional commuter rail 7 states away.
The whole kit and caboodle. Mind you he was asking about a regional commuter rail 7 states away.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My step-brother called to ask how to use the train. As in where to go, how to get on, what the schedule was, where to get tickets…
The whole kit and caboodle. Mind you he was asking about a regional commuter rail 7 states away.
The whole kit and caboodle. Mind you he was asking about a regional commuter rail 7 states away.
Just a heads up: when you get your renal system checked, they may tell you your prostate is unremarkable. Brace yourselves.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just a heads up: when you get your renal system checked, they may tell you your prostate is unremarkable. Brace yourselves.
Thought maybe the Hercules soundtrack would cure my mood. Somehow it’s making it worse??
Anyway here’s a model photo.
Anyway here’s a model photo.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Thought maybe the Hercules soundtrack would cure my mood. Somehow it’s making it worse??
Anyway here’s a model photo.
Anyway here’s a model photo.
I’ve been thinking of dinner party theme ideas and really should have stopped once I reached “Diazepam and Lamb”
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’ve been thinking of dinner party theme ideas and really should have stopped once I reached “Diazepam and Lamb”
I could finish my to-do list today but what would I do tomorrow?
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I could finish my to-do list today but what would I do tomorrow?