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My job is so weird, what do you mean I’ve had to text my entire team at 9pm to tell them the shitters are broke 😮‍💨🧻💩💩💩💩💩
This!!! I’m watching 15 mins behind 🫣
Sheep’s batty 😂🍑🐑 #RHOLDN
In this economy it just might xox
Why aren’t we 👀👀👀
Amanda is proof money doesn’t buy class

#RHOLDN
Oh girl same!! But that’s the next focus area ✨
It’s giving… financially responsible adult.
All three credit cards? PAID. 💅💳✨
Screenshot showing zero balance on three accounts
*books meeting room* 💤😴🫩
I’m wide awake 😳 I’m invested in your twink war
Eee it’s my late shift today and I’m already awake
Thanks scary name 👻👻👻
Didn’t love this scent, also very mixed opinions on the caramel latte one
Thanks handsome pie x 🤣😘
Thanks handsome 🥹👉👈
Super good idea! I did that for our doors as @jmcain.bsky.social loves to leave the front door open 🤣💀 also fires a notification to say the front door has been left open 🫢
Ah that’s fair, our bulbs are zigbee so act as routers, the ikea zigbee stuff is a bargain.

My matter stuff seems to be a bit wobbly but hope yours is more stable. What have you got planned?
Oooh what made you pick matter over zigbee? I’m a bigggg HA nerd atm! 🫢
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