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Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold///

@joulesbyrne.bsky.social

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DO NOT FOLLOW. Socialist, Anti-Bigotry, Pro-Equality. Blocker of Followers. Hater of Empires/Walker on Smoke. #825,977 Anti-Clout/Anti-Clockwise/Anti-Gamer Aktion General Luddism. Weird & Distant. 161 proof. Est. 1975

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Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 2h

I just decided I might try listening to someone called Roky Erickson.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 2h

Who do I think will end up buying Warner Bros. Studios?
1. amazon
2. microsoft
3. apple
4. disney
5. some furr'iners

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 2h

I got brownies in the oven. hashtag grandma mode.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 2h

I understand the confusion. "The Frog" is a title. He is their king.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 2h

Connolly? Any relation to The James Connolly, i wonder.

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Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 4h

A robot would think about this situation and declare that the driver is also probably a dog, based on available data.

Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 4h

Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.

a terrifying sight, a bus where dogs have taken over, all dogs riding the bus, no humans in sight, just good boys sitting on the bus waiting for a head pat, horrifying

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Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 4h

This week on 'lingo fascismo' people learned "totenkopf". Let 'em learn "entartete kunst" too.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 4h

"Shaving too many pubes is habitat loss," says crab lice spokesman.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 4h

It's obvious that improbable pulp doom scenarios like this are spread to make the embarrassing error machines seem competent enough to be a threat by themselves (instead of the threat being the men behind the curtain).

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Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 5h

It'd be super funny if the avenue to hacking the human brain was through the olfactory systems.

-Scratch and Sniff Glyphs that beam information directly into your mind.

-Post-Olfactory Suggestion, lol, a cross between "Inception" and "Fart Spray".

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 5h

darn it. now I'm wondering what "adorable colon noises" would be.

a man with pink hair is sitting on a bus with other people .

ALT: a man with pink hair is sitting on a bus with other people .

media.tenor.com

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 5h

For my ADHD, I have to take care any time I execute any procedure with an order of operation and remember, "DON'T SKIP STEPS"

I'm not sure we can skip any steps that nature doesn't skip.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 5h

A body grows a brain which grows a consciousness.

A "brain in a jar" and "consciousness on a chip" are both equally funny to me.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 6h

Hmm. Interesting. I might actually try and read "Frankenstein" one last time.
First person writing always feels to me like having my leg talked off by a really boring person who has cornered me somehow.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI73...

How Did Frankenstein Make the Monster?

YouTube video by ESOTERICA

www.youtube.com

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 6h

Mozzarella Sticks.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 6h

Anubis, egyptian doggo goddo.

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Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 6h

Me: "wait a damn minute. i don't think god is really mad at me..."

Them: "no... shhhhhh..."

Me: "I think..."

Them: "stop talking. hush."

Me: "...that SHIT HAPPENS."

Them: "Oh no! My Punitive Divine Micromanagement!"

Me: "You should have known that line wouldn't last."

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 6h

Me: "Is god mad at me or something? He could tell me himself."

Them: "Very mad. Because you are a sinner who wants to fuck."

Me: "Don't you?"

Them: "Not even a little."

Me: "Let me ask around."

Them: "Those kids are also sinners who lie."

Me: "What kids?"

Them: "....."

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 6h

Them: "And you're going straight to hell if you don't do what GOD told me to tell you to do."

Me: "wow. that sure sounds bad."

Them: "Now, give me 10% of your income and you can't fuck until you pay me for a fucking permission ceremony."

Me: "Or that hell thing?"

Them: "Yup."

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 6h

Me: "I don't have to listen to you. You're just a person."

Them: "Well, I have this book I wrote which says that GOD says you need to listen to me."

Me: "Well, okay then."

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Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 20h

I laughed and quit watching after the subway appeared from the side of the platform.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 20h

American Islamophobia is borne around on a litter by the stubborn refusal to learn anything about Islam.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 20h

"never forget, never forgive"

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 20h

oh, we're correcting that.

Hype Tornado /2Old 2Cold/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 20h

Radio Espresso
Wifey had never heard this before.

Stevie Wonder - "Pastime Paradise"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKWY...

Pastime Paradise

YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic

www.youtube.com

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