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jotchua

@jotchua.bsky.social

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I’m just da bell peppa baby no relation to the dr (pepper)

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jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · 1d

My old car did this once on the highway and I had to hook my toe under the pedal and lift it myself. Never had it happen again after that

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · 21d

I thought this said PBR coal and I was like no way they do that too

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · 27d

Pulling up on this like WOOTINI

Marketplace listing for a “1983 Jawa Other” moped

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Oct 4

If you have the flash notification setting turned on I hate you

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Oct 2

Netflix originals be like mini music video every 5 minutes

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Oct 1

Trick or treat more like tickle teat

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jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Oct 1

Trump etc would totally be goa’ulds and the sarcophagus would explain a lot. That one weekend we thought he was dead he was probably laying in that shit like Wu towards the end of

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Oct 1

Just saying we’ve been had med beds

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Sep 30

I fuckin love Nancy

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Sep 21

Instagram reel of some guy pouring one beer into a glass and lighting a shot of something distilled on fire while smoking a cigarette. The comments are open, one reads “is this healthy” to which the author replies “only if you are pure of heart”

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Sep 18

I actually really really love him but man sometimes his food is diabolical. Tonight I audibly said “tacomac??” In complete disbelief

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Sep 18

One thing about camping Steve he is going to make the grossest dinner in the bushes behind a casino

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Sep 2

No it’s good we promise he’s not dead he’s just 45 minutes late to his own proof of life video

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Aug 31

Ngl I love learning a new knot lmao

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Aug 30

Honestly, what a wild plan to start a cover food truck

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Aug 28

I was telling my parents about this place, my dad was so crestfallen that the monkey bar was ass he loves a good monkey

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Aug 28

My favorite kitchen nightmares are when the owners call him “Jeff Ramsay” followed closely by the ones where the owners call him racist / say he doesn’t know a given type of food so his opinion is invalid on it

jotchua @jotchua.bsky.social · Aug 24

Random ev owner thought but like why would you want to drive an ev like a regular car? The regen breaking is like magic and should be standard drive mode imo