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jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · 24d

i didn't know that you can force weird a forgefiend into submission by being heretic but it felt good. haha silly fabricator i stole your anus-faced plasma breathing dog what're you gonna do SHOOT ME?

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · 24d

i love how heretical conviction in rt makes me intensely weird to the point where reality itself weirds out

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 21

god i love that one dialogue where pasqal shows his augmetics i wish i could snort it i need it in my blood

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 18

and tzeench is lsd

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 18

i feel like chaos is metaphor for drug addiction and that's the thing that turns me off of it, addiction robs me of choice

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 16

accidentally summoned herald of tzeench
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accidentally killed him at first kibellah's turn
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accidentally unsummoned all his demon friends

poor guy died before he could act

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 16

dear human body please stop sweating we're cold most of the time and i can't live in a shower

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Lissa Harris🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · Sep 16

thumbs to cat ratio off the charts

a small cat with a lot of thumbs

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 16

THANK YOU

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

that space wolf dude feels tricky bc i think i need to prove to him that i am alpha sigma female and shit but not too aggressively or he will decide that i am cringe (i am but not the point)

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

or caiphas cain but he would not lose a lasgun

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

especially if they're ogryn

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

this was about rogue trader but to imagine some poor guardsman who needs their lasgun back and in process accidentally kills a chaos marine bc they're too scared to comprehend anything would be very funny

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

imagine being chaos marine worshipping khorn and dedicating yourself fully to slaughter only to die to some rabid raccoon in human form because you were too close to pile of trash they found interesting

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

between police secret extra evil police and elf i choose to kms

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

why is she even here i thought our intimate bond soul to soul is just really really good friendship

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

yrliet just standing in the corner feeling cringe

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

sorry heinrix i accidentally fell on your third sword in commoragh really sorry about that

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

imagine telling people with guns "sorry i thought we were just friends😔" after you've shared love and warmth with each other in most traumatic events possible

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

the consequences of executing my free will at people around me

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 15

shame i can't be poly with my silly guys (and girls) how am I supposed to choose

i want to choose heinrix bc he didn't do the stupid but solomorn agreed to be my consort and and yrliet is very silly how can i

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 14

there's like 50% chance that he's conventionally attractive but no one knows for sure and everyone is too scared to check

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 14

he looks like shit he smells like shit and was found in a pile of garbage

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 14

yay i made a new character in rogue trader his name is tiramisus and his voidship is called crimes against pies yay

now to commit said crimes. i am going to crime sooo hard

jjjj @josiehh.bsky.social · Sep 14

how dare he to deny me when i have the party of bestest girls n boys and they are my frens!!1!1!1!1