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josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · Nov 11

One year post-surgical scans are all clear. Still no cancer detected. We’re gonna make it

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Bryce @statcrux.bsky.social · 16d

Geese: If you want me to pay my taaaaxes… if you want me to pay my taaaaaaaxeees… You better come over with a cruuucifix… You're gonna have to nail me doooow—

IRS agent: Okay, let’s all take a breath

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 3h

Initial reaction to this was “Ron Perlman is in his 70s, gross.” Wrong generational galoot.

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 17h

Kind of Damien Rice for baby millenials. Ireland must just always have one of these guys in the chamber

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 18h

I like a lot of the first half but side 2 is all bangers

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 20h

There’s a particular type of intellectual whose parents were professors who are absolutely convinced that they’d be great at working on an oil rig and that all the other oil rig guys would would really like them if they just got to know them. These guys are all Nazis now.

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 20h

Kafka: As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect
Lewis (nodding sagely): Hell yes, brother

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 21h

Weeping Mary Primitive Baptist Church of the Dao That Cannot Be Named

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 23h

Feel like this might have been a Prompt once now

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 23h

With shoutouts to the Ashley and the Cooper, the Edisto, and the Tennessee

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 23h

Saluda/Broad/Congaree -> Han -> Black Warrior -> ?

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 23h

My favorite one is the ocean

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 23h

Tracing my life through a succession of rivers

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 23h

My dad became something like a Baptist Daoist in his dotage. Maybe I’ll kick the tires on that one

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 1d

Adding Marilynne Robinson-core to the aesthetics wiki

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 1d

The coffeehouse Dad in me is levitating

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I’m With Her & Iron & Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth (Live From Glenside, PA)

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josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 1d

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Rejected Theme Song from READY PLAYER ONE

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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 2d

I love taking hormones to improve my mental health in an extremely non-transgender way

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 2d

*screams*

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe the solution is to just make Maine Massachusetts again. Just do something. I’ve had enough of this dude

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 3d

The drift away from the station wagon to the SUV is a symptom of fascism

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah actually I’d swap him in for John Brown. South Carolina’s greatest son, if we have any right to him

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 3d

Bessie Coleman, Eddie Aikau, John Brown, Jim Thorpe, Nellie Bly

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe, uh

Melville, Sequoyah, Duke Ellington, Harriet Tubman, Lincoln probably stays

Bonus $2 bill with 1970s detective Ashbery

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 3d

Who would you put on the banknotes? is a fun game I’ve somehow never done before.

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 3d

Now this is a cover

josh @joshweathersby.bsky.social · 3d

Makes me think of a high school Spanish textbook somehow