Josh Engen
@joshengen.com
Marketing Creative Director, working in video games. Musician. Pizza Influencer. Opinions are my own. He/Him
I wanted one of these so bad. I kind of still do...
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I wanted one of these so bad. I kind of still do...
Pro tip: don’t use your bare fingers to clean out what you think is lint in your laundry room sink. It might turn out to be a mouse carcass and you’ll scream in an unflattering way.
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pro tip: don’t use your bare fingers to clean out what you think is lint in your laundry room sink. It might turn out to be a mouse carcass and you’ll scream in an unflattering way.
Idea: A pizza. But instead of tomato sauce, it has the sauce from the Volcano Taco
September 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Idea: A pizza. But instead of tomato sauce, it has the sauce from the Volcano Taco
"I need a lawnmower. But I don't want to actually mow the lawn. And I also want it to look like a little racecar"
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July 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"I need a lawnmower. But I don't want to actually mow the lawn. And I also want it to look like a little racecar"
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I want to live in a house with a conversation pit.
July 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I want to live in a house with a conversation pit.
Last night I dreamt that everyone was trying make fun of me, but they were using insults that were kind of compliments.
"Get a load of this middle-aged guy with no white hairs"
"Get a load of this middle-aged guy with no white hairs"
June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Last night I dreamt that everyone was trying make fun of me, but they were using insults that were kind of compliments.
"Get a load of this middle-aged guy with no white hairs"
"Get a load of this middle-aged guy with no white hairs"
Call me old fashioned, but I miss physical phone keyboards.
May 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Call me old fashioned, but I miss physical phone keyboards.
9-year-old was just scream-singing the Darth Vader theme and stomping around upstairs.
April 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
9-year-old was just scream-singing the Darth Vader theme and stomping around upstairs.
Now I know what Dwayne The Rock Johnson felt like in that movie nobody except me watched.
April 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Now I know what Dwayne The Rock Johnson felt like in that movie nobody except me watched.
It's honestly so great to see Game Informer up and running again.
April 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's honestly so great to see Game Informer up and running again.
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Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
April 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
I wish someone would have told me.
March 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I wish someone would have told me.
How do you save a marriage once your spouse finds out you’ve ordered Taco Bell’s Dirty Vanilla Baja Blast?
March 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
How do you save a marriage once your spouse finds out you’ve ordered Taco Bell’s Dirty Vanilla Baja Blast?
Why does every successful franchise built around a highly-stylized artistic direction need to become a live action movie?
March 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why does every successful franchise built around a highly-stylized artistic direction need to become a live action movie?
God I want a volcano taco.
March 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
God I want a volcano taco.
My favorite content genre right now is Italian people reacting to Americans preparing pasta.
March 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My favorite content genre right now is Italian people reacting to Americans preparing pasta.
I have a Keychron K8, and I love it. I might buy a new Keychron board this week.
March 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I have a Keychron K8, and I love it. I might buy a new Keychron board this week.
I’m sad my kids may never get to experience the Pizza Hut lunch buffet.
March 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’m sad my kids may never get to experience the Pizza Hut lunch buffet.
It's impossible to own a pair of glasses without sitting on them.
March 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's impossible to own a pair of glasses without sitting on them.
How are you all celebrating Ford Truck Month?
February 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
How are you all celebrating Ford Truck Month?
When I was a kid, one of our neighbors spent the day riding a wheelchair off the roof of their house. And then something happened and the wheelchair stayed on the roof for months.
February 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
When I was a kid, one of our neighbors spent the day riding a wheelchair off the roof of their house. And then something happened and the wheelchair stayed on the roof for months.
Say hi to Crash Bandicoot for me.
February 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Say hi to Crash Bandicoot for me.
I just saw a PT Cruiser with an anti-theft device attached to the steering wheel.
February 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I just saw a PT Cruiser with an anti-theft device attached to the steering wheel.