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Jordan Qato

Jordan Qato

@jordanqato.bsky.social

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Part time fact checker, full time ailurophile. My two cats speak perfect English, just not when anyone else is around.

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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · Dec 2

MAGAs are overjoyed these days. Trump has vowed to target those he calls communists and socialists, along with his political enemies. Then he'll start rounding up certain minorities. And MAGAs will not speak out while these things happen, except to cheer him on.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 4h

MAGAs I interact with online these days are absolutely unreachable.

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MORONS

MORONS EVERYWHERE

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 18h

I'm so sick of videos like this, telling us about supposed major rifts or that "walls are closing in", etc. Until something actually happens, nothing has happened.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 19h

It's like an answer to a trivia question. Patel was DoD Chief of Staff between November 2020 and January 2021.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 20h

"They put on a big show of deporting people and targeting transgender folks..."

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Obama: They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and D.E.I. For every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? D.E.I.. Wife mad at you? D.E.I..

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

"...fast, vicious, and sweet"???

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

"sToP CaLLiNg uS naZis!"

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REPUBLICANS: Stop calling everyone you disagree with a NAZI! Calling people Nazis is hateful and divisive! Oh. I guess EVERYONE is a Nazi now!??? Using the term Nazi is offensive to everyone who suffered You're just watering down the word Nazi and that's so problematic

REPUBLICAN LEAKED CHAT (ACTUAL TEXTS): I love Hitler room 1488 Everyone that votes no is going to the gas chamber *Hey, come on in. Take a nice shower and relax". Boom - they're dead expecting the Jew to be honest watermelon people fat stinky Jew Im ready to watch people burn Stay in the closet f*ggot Can we fix the showers? Gas chambers don't fit the Hitler aesthetic

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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

Similarly it's worth noting that, over the long term, having everything read to you, even by Tim Foley, instead of reading with your eyes, can reduce your reading skills.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

I think I like The Intercept headline best:
"Feds Say Kat Abughazaleh "Impeded" ICE Agents. That Would Put Her on the Right Side of History."

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

I love it! 🇨🇦

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

ゴー・ジェイズ・ゴー

John Chew @poslfit.bsky.social · 1d

I wasn’t sure how to express how I feel about tonight’s World Series game until I saw this ad at a local Japanese supermarket

Japanese baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani is pictured in an ad for bottled green tea, on which a handwritten speech balloon reads “Go Jays Go”.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

But never believe that resistance is futile, because it isn't!

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, I just watched and enjoyed it. What should the President decide/what would I decide to do in response to this scenario? Guaranteed that reactions by the current "real" US administration would be the worst, most impulsive, and stupidest reactions possible.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

On Netflix? I think I've seen the trailer for it. Maybe I'll take a look this afternoon before the Blue Jays game!

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 1d

In the fine print, though it should *absolutely* be emphasized in HUGE ALL-CAPS: " we ask that all participants purchase goods needed from community-owned stores and markets..." Similarly obscured on the blackoutthesystem website, I managed to find this:

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MASS BLACKOUT Nov 25th - Dec 2nd Not this Black Friday and Cyber Monday! • No Spending • No Streaming • No Restaurants If you must spend - Use Cash & Small Business

It's not Left vs. Right - It's Up vs. Down - Their strength is our spending!

• No Travel • No Work • Stay Home

• NO BACKING OUT!!!

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 2d

Halloween ends 30 minutes from now. Sorry for the short notice.

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(Due to World Series game in Toronto)

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL CANADIANS

HALLOWEEN IS OFFICIALLY OVER AT 8 P.M. EST. PLEASE PLAN ACCORDINGLY

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 3d

This gives me hope.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 3d

Lecanemab is an FDA-approved monoclonal antibody infusion for early-stage Alzheimer’s disease. It requires regular MRIs to monitor for serious side effects like brain swelling or brain bleeding, both of which I wish for Trump.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 3d

Mushroom dick wants mushroom clouds.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 4d

Judges have reached the same conclusions about Trump-appointed US attorneys in Nevada, and in New Jersey (Alina Habba.) So that's 3 of them serving unlawfully so far. Next up: Lindsey Halligan.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 5d

So many vocal affectations that it's difficult to even understand what she's saying. Is this a spoof?

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 5d

Including this one.

Trump with Ivanka when she was a pre-teen, with Trump's creepy birthday card to Epstein superimposed over her dress.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 5d

Agreed! Except for the last bit.🇨🇦

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 5d

I used Grok (the Musk AI formerly known as MechaHitler) to decipher what the study avoids explaining:

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How vigorous does it feel? • Feels like brisk walking (=3-4 mph / 5-6.5 km/h on flat ground) for most adults. • You can talk in full sentences but not sing (the "talk test" for moderate intensity). • Heart rate typically 50-70% of maximum (e.g., 100-140 bpm for a 40-year-old). • Not breathless or sweating heavily-that would be vigorous (>6 METs, >125-150 mg).

Why not vigorous? • Vigorous-intensity usually starts at ≥125-150 mg in wrist accelerometer studies (e.g., running, cycling uphill, intense sports). • The study's 100 mg cutoff aligns with validated moderate-intensity thresholds (e.g., Hildebrand et al., 2014), capturing activities like: • Fast walking • Light jogging (for unfit individuals) • Heavy gardening • Dancing

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 5d

Image by Tom Adelsbach.

Trump, sitting between 2 sheiks, a bowl of dog food in front of him with PEDO printed on it. One sheik pats Trump on the head while the other holds a dog leash attached to a collar around trump's neck.

Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 5d

According to the study, we need to be exercising at a level of ≥100 mg (milligravity) over 5-second epochs.
This may be the single most impenetrable exercise recommendation I've ever encountered.