Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 1h
nobody bothers to ask these goblins what the fa in antifa stands for
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 13h
it's still relevant
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 14h
BYOB is 20 years old this year
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 14h
"What's your preferred dish soap, Edward Norton?"
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 18h
they could do this by paying taxes
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 22h
"i'm bulking and lead is heavy. work smarter not harder"
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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"my points and arguments sound dumb because I am using an LLM to write them" ok thanks mark
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
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this is the flying Pinto one. the details are ridiculous. he welded the wing to a body panel
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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siri show me "the vibes of a football program" in one photo
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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imagine if this is how you found out
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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[googles "how many ribs do people have again"]
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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casual human trafficking
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 2d
was the grunk there
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 3d
oh we're getting ads for Peyronie's Disease now too
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 3d
yeah I can definitely see that but i think I'm happy being a dog uncle with them, because of the huge dog downsides (slobber. just, so much)
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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I've just been looking at him for like 6 hours in astonishment
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 3d
Henry says [happy panting like locomotive]
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 3d
he rules. he is named King Henry after Derrick and might weigh the same
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
best things I've watched today:
1. Pitt putting FSU in the hell's dumbest ring
2. my friend's enormous dog
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 3d
is he gonna continue to act like things are peachy and tweet "Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa"
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 3d
and now Penn State's schedule gets hard
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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i think the opponent needs to have at most 1 loss and in the top 10
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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we need to establish superweapon rules like we do for blood week
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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some Tennessee staffer shouldve found a neck brace and rented a motorcycle with Smokey in a sidecar for pregame intros
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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I watched him play football for my team, I could've told them that!
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