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Jon
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MN based.

cis/het/white/old guy...

he/him

I know most followers are here for posts about one type of thing (not all the same mind you), but I'm complex damnit.
Die Hard is not A christmas movie, for the last 35 years it has been at least TWO Christmas movies.

The third one broke the pattern and after that it's unclear what happened, every one stopped watching when the "I'm a Mac" kid tried to do the comedy instead of being John Hodgman's straight man.
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
To be clear hegseth killed those fishermen in self defense, if they had gotten to the US* with the amount of drugs they (allegedly) had, hegseth (the "self" in self defense) would have had no choice but to do ALL the (alleged) drugs until he was dead.

That's the best defense they could come up with
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I don't know what party of my body was strapped down to a conveyor belt and fed into a large noisy machine.

HOWEVER, "person, woman, man, camera, TV, covfefe" (all things in eye sight +covfefe) proves I can remember things!

I am very smart.
Can you imagine if any other politician said “I had an MRI and I have no idea why?”
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I bought a Powerball ticket today.

Seems mean that the don't do the drawing until Monday night, making me go into the office with even a glimmer of hope on a Monday after a long weekend...
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Damn professional sports drafts!

It was bad enough when we gave them publicly funded stadiums, and non-profit status, but why did we give them the power of conscription!?!
At a certain point, and it might be soon, we will all have to play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings. At least for a little while. An assistant coach will knock on your door and you’ll just have to get in the van.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Noticed the solar panel for the license plate reader cameras I went past today was totally covered with snow... Made me think "What can I do to ensure it stays that way?"
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This cyber Monday is important to remember this holidays roots, ask someone "ASL?", type with one hand, focus on what this holiday was all about before capitalist turned it into another excuse for consumerism.
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Gasoline is ridiculous... Having to go buy fuel for a snow blower that never gets more than 100ft from the garage... Then I smell like gas the rest of the day.

Anyhow I've got the electric one picked out of anyone wants to buy me a snow blower... It uses the same batteries as the lawn mower...
EGO Power+ Peak Power SNT2416 24 in. Two stage 56 V Battery Snow Blower Kit (Battery & Charger) W/ 2-IN-1 CHUTE ADJUST & (2) 10AH BATTERIES Mfr# SNT2416 - Ace Hardware
The EGO POWER+ 24 in. Self-Propelled 2-Stage XP Snow Blower with Peak Power exceeds the power and performance of gas without the noise, fuss, and fumes. This 24-inch two-stage snow blower features hea...
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November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Feeling gaslight by my wife who just spend 20 minutes not being able to type a "(" on her Mac.

She was pressing command+9 ... I pressed shift+9 to get a "(" like every physical keyboard on any os I've ever used*

She insists that it was command+9 up until about 40 minutes ago.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Why is AI always so inexplicably connected to boobs?
We could save soooo many lives but people are so caught up in their reactionary moral panic nonsense
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Last board is up.

It's cold out in the garage.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Minneapolis has a higher percentage of white people than the whole of the US. (58.1% to 57.8% according to 2020 census data)
My brother-in-law said he thought Minneapolis has Sharia law. I said, "they don't have sharia law. The only concern i have with Minneapolis is that they are really pushing the boundaries of what can be considered a drink with those bloody marys of theirs"
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Guess I should have turned the bikes straight to show off the multiboards more...

Need to hang one more for the 4th bike, and I've got some labels to make...

But bicycle corner of the garage is getting organized.
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Moose and squirrel
Road runner and coyote
And numerous wascally wabbits
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Gila Monster

Alligator

Bison

Mojave Rattlesnake

Bufflehead
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

uuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

Roadrunner

Alligator

Antelope

Armadillo

Nutria rat
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Saw Wicked II with wife this afternoon (after she watched Wicked I this morning)

The movie could have spent more time showing us Jeff Goldblum excitedly playing with model trains.

Also they had a robust rail system & were restricting travel for fascism, why build a road for decentralized travel?
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Great another court finding like when fox news admitted they weren't actually news.

They both know their product is garbage, but the real criminals are the people who don't know their product is garbage and use it anyway!

Can you imagine Ford using that defense for the pinto?
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Chickens came out of the coop, wife rewarded their braver with some corn on the cob, and an apple (not photographed)
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Article goes on to say "in the luxury market"

I'm not too concerned about my panels bringing down the value of my home... Which is less "luxury" market and more "suburban homesteader" market... Pulling all the edible plants might even be enough to discourage a Corp from buying it as a rental.
Rooftop solar panels could be a hindrance for homesellers, real estate agents say
Las Vegas Valley real estate agents say solar panels have become a burden for some homesellers and are scaring off some homebuyers in the market.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
JD Vance: "Turkeys are uniquely American, and like America I FUCKING HATE TURKEY! Americans are so dumb they will cook a whole bird they hate to eat! And elect a vice president who hates America!"

Anyhow, j.d. seems to be trying to copy Trump's dementia... And it's not going great.
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
So I guess it's time to put on the studed tires then...

On the plus side the moment I actually go out and do it the forecast will change and it'll be sunny and 60°f for at least a few weeks.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
So have we normalize court orders telling police they need to not target journalists with "less than lethal" weapons?

And if so can we normalize some sort of "right to assembly" where police can't shoot/gas people who assemble?

Can we get those before the modern red coats do a new Boston massacre?
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hiding this from the judge since March?
Obstruction.
Not obeying a court order?
Contempt.

Failure to call these things what they are renders the judiciary meaningless going forward and would move is completely into "might is right" level of fascism.
DOJ acknowledges Kristi Noem made decision to continue deportation flights to El Salvador despite judge’s order | CNN Politics
The Justice Department said in a new court filing Tuesday that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem made the decision to continue with flights carrying migrants being deported to a mega-prison in E...
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November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The US is already top 3 oil exporters in the world.

You know what having a monopoly on oil would get us? Every country making a bigger effort to switch to renewables. OPEC already taught us that lesson.

If there are cheaper alternatives (like Chinese solar panels) people will buy those instead.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If there is only 1 thing to learn from the success of Thanksgiving, it's that holidays should be on Tuesdays or Thursdays and we should just get the Monday/Friday off just because.

Maybe even try out a few Wednesday holidays where we get Thursday and Friday off just because.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If you know what you're doing it's amazing what you can carry on a roof rack.

I got 4x8 sheets of ply wood (various thicknesses up to 3/4") on the roof rack of a hatch back... Regularly carried a 16' canoe up there (actually easier on a roof rack than with a pickup)
I finally saw someone trying to use a cybertruck for some kind of work, and they had a gigantic ladder hanging way out the back of it with no flag. Clearly he's used to using a truck.

Also the finish looked like shit.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM