a dong of ice and fire
@jonswoe.bsky.social
Horny on main 25/8
if anyone wants to venmo/cashapp me $5-10 as a late birthday president so I can get a source of calories and not rip anyone's head off in hanger i'd love them even more than i already do <33333 (i'm dalenaluz on both)
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
if anyone wants to venmo/cashapp me $5-10 as a late birthday president so I can get a source of calories and not rip anyone's head off in hanger i'd love them even more than i already do <33333 (i'm dalenaluz on both)
Anyone who doesn’t like eggnog (bless you) but wants a delicious holiday drink, hit me up for a 🔥 coquito recipe. I won’t call it Puerto Rican eggnog bc that would be a slander. But it’s a coconut milk drink with or without eggs (dont @ me my brother said that) and a blend of spices. Oh and rum.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Anyone who doesn’t like eggnog (bless you) but wants a delicious holiday drink, hit me up for a 🔥 coquito recipe. I won’t call it Puerto Rican eggnog bc that would be a slander. But it’s a coconut milk drink with or without eggs (dont @ me my brother said that) and a blend of spices. Oh and rum.
This country is lost. Say no to eggnog. Find your nearest Puerto Rican and get some coquito to drink, like god intended.
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This country is lost. Say no to eggnog. Find your nearest Puerto Rican and get some coquito to drink, like god intended.
El Preso - Fruko y Sus Tesos (Video Oficial) | Discos Fuentes
YouTube video by Discos Fuentes Edimusica
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December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tiny hats need tiny pom poms 🧶 #knitsky #christmas
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tiny hats need tiny pom poms 🧶 #knitsky #christmas
Why punt when you can just stub your toe instead
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Why punt when you can just stub your toe instead
No I’m not reading about vampires. I’m not 12. I’m reading about vampyrs.
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
No I’m not reading about vampires. I’m not 12. I’m reading about vampyrs.
@mamasand.bsky.social happy name day my love! Wishing you the best of days and years to come. 🤗 🤗 ♥️
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
@mamasand.bsky.social happy name day my love! Wishing you the best of days and years to come. 🤗 🤗 ♥️
Plots are really just vehicles to tell the real story imo so I actually don’t care that much if I break an axle on your plot holes or have read your premise a thousand times as long as it makes me feel things and think shit 🤷🏻♀️
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Plots are really just vehicles to tell the real story imo so I actually don’t care that much if I break an axle on your plot holes or have read your premise a thousand times as long as it makes me feel things and think shit 🤷🏻♀️
The struggle between the desire to help my Latin folx who need translating services and the reluctance to render skilled services I'm not paid for...
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The struggle between the desire to help my Latin folx who need translating services and the reluctance to render skilled services I'm not paid for...
Living room set up. Waiting on Michael to stop being a lump to do the lighting.
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Living room set up. Waiting on Michael to stop being a lump to do the lighting.
Having a Billy Joel kind of morning. This is in my top 5 favorite songs. The lyrics fucking speak to me and pretty much encapsulate my feelings about wealth and work.
youtu.be/cJtL8vWNZ4o?...
youtu.be/cJtL8vWNZ4o?...
Billy Joel - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by billyjoelVEVO
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Having a Billy Joel kind of morning. This is in my top 5 favorite songs. The lyrics fucking speak to me and pretty much encapsulate my feelings about wealth and work.
youtu.be/cJtL8vWNZ4o?...
youtu.be/cJtL8vWNZ4o?...
@thebearheir.bsky.social happy name day!!! 🎉 🎂
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@thebearheir.bsky.social happy name day!!! 🎉 🎂
I’m at the Texas de Brazil of Pittsburgh so I could really be anywhere
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m at the Texas de Brazil of Pittsburgh so I could really be anywhere
Cajun cauliflower bites were 🔥
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Cajun cauliflower bites were 🔥
The earrings tho
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The earrings tho
Spiced pumpkin cake with cream cheese frosting. It’s a crime that we have to wait to eat this.
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Spiced pumpkin cake with cream cheese frosting. It’s a crime that we have to wait to eat this.
I shouldn’t be cooking on my birthday but I committed to bringing food today. On the hook for a vegan and gluten free app so I’m making Cajun cauliflower bites w/ home made vegan ranch and then for me, cranberry sauce and a pumpkin spice cake with cream cheese frosting. I couldn’t make another pie.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I shouldn’t be cooking on my birthday but I committed to bringing food today. On the hook for a vegan and gluten free app so I’m making Cajun cauliflower bites w/ home made vegan ranch and then for me, cranberry sauce and a pumpkin spice cake with cream cheese frosting. I couldn’t make another pie.
Fucked around and ended up on the board of directors of the Pittsburgh-Matanzas Sister Cities Partnership with Matanzas, Cuba. I really don’t know how this happened, but I’m running with it. 🇨🇺
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Fucked around and ended up on the board of directors of the Pittsburgh-Matanzas Sister Cities Partnership with Matanzas, Cuba. I really don’t know how this happened, but I’m running with it. 🇨🇺
My coworkers are an amazing bunch. They threw me an early work birthday party this morning. One of them made my favorite from scratch for me: carrot cake cupcakes.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My coworkers are an amazing bunch. They threw me an early work birthday party this morning. One of them made my favorite from scratch for me: carrot cake cupcakes.
Bestie and me for Friendsgiving before k get the itis at 5 o’clock and pass out
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Bestie and me for Friendsgiving before k get the itis at 5 o’clock and pass out
The most amazing early birthday presents from bestie.
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The most amazing early birthday presents from bestie.