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Jon Savoy

@jonsavoy.bsky.social

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comic/writer/producer/compulsive meme maker (all oc unless marked) - follow me over to instagram/threads @jonsavoy when Elon buys this one too

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Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · Aug 17

Take Kevin Sorbo, Randy Quaid, Rob Schneider and Dean Cain and shipwreck them on a desert island to fight and hunt for survival. Call it Washed Up. This is NOT a television show.

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Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 10h

🚨BREAKING: Trump challenges AOQ to an IC test, accuses Biden of having a stroke

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 13h

I’d be more impressed by Trump bragging about his cognitive test result if he didn’t do it three or four times in the same interview

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 15h

I’m smart Gandalf and I want respect!

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 17h

My funeral should end with a chorus of Don’t Stop Bereavin’

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 18h

If the meat market keeps struggling pull everything you have out of pudding bc they’re next

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Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 1d

We’ve always bought beef from Eastasia

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Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 1d

🚨BREAKING: Trump demolishes West Wing- “Of course there were going to be two ballrooms” he said from the new Residential Tower between them

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

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Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 2d

The guys asking for papers don’t strike me as readers

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 2d

Nobody needs your SNAP judgment

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 2d

religious people: be selfless, serve, be a soldier, a sheep, a lamb, resign yourself, resign your will, resign your ego, submit and surrender yourself in all things

also religious people: I HAVE TO EXIST AFTER DEATH I’M THE UNIVERSE’S SPECIAL LIL GUY

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 3d

Every ICE tackle looks like a slow motion replay

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 3d

A bug got his 23 & me back.

Anyway the country is collapsing in flames back to you in the studio

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 4d

Why not something we can all enjoy like a $200M ballpit

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Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 4d

I never do a Trump impression because of interviews with everyone who’s ever played the Joker ever

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Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 4d

His to do list is just his Grindr matches

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Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 6d

Anytime Elon desparately tries to be funny I’m reminded I have the one thing the richest man in the world desires most and can never have and I smile a little

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 6d

Of all the bombs dropping around the world Sabrina Carpenter’s two F’s should concern you the least

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 7d

IYKYK ya hoser

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 7d

“One man’s treasure is another man’s treasure.” - a thief

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 8d

Jon Savoy @jonsavoy.bsky.social · 9d

Two Queen Dopes