Jon Stover
@jonnyfalafel.bsky.social
Old guy in the countryside with cats.
UP LOAD on Amazon was both great comedy-satiric-scifi and an object lesson in episode orders that went 10, 10, 7, 4.
September 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
UP LOAD on Amazon was both great comedy-satiric-scifi and an object lesson in episode orders that went 10, 10, 7, 4.
People don't seem to realize that what courses through the bloodstreams of people like Trump, Pollievre, Danielle Smith, and other NuCon fuckwits isn't blood. It's shit. And you're soaking in it.
September 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
People don't seem to realize that what courses through the bloodstreams of people like Trump, Pollievre, Danielle Smith, and other NuCon fuckwits isn't blood. It's shit. And you're soaking in it.
Pablo Torre and his crew at PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT are doing great journalism. Kudos to all of them, and Dan LeBatard.
September 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Pablo Torre and his crew at PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT are doing great journalism. Kudos to all of them, and Dan LeBatard.
I'd bet that Vladdy is injured. He can still play defense.
September 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'd bet that Vladdy is injured. He can still play defense.
President Trump has issued an Executive Order lowering the Age of Consent to, and we quote, "whatever guys want!"
September 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
President Trump has issued an Executive Order lowering the Age of Consent to, and we quote, "whatever guys want!"
Donald Trump's penis is so small that it qualifies as a pimple.
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Donald Trump's penis is so small that it qualifies as a pimple.
Three statements of fact: Donald Trump is a pedophile rapist with a tiny dick.
September 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Three statements of fact: Donald Trump is a pedophile rapist with a tiny dick.
If only Donald Trump had been aborted.
September 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If only Donald Trump had been aborted.
Charlie Kirk didn't deserve to be murdered because murder must not be part of politics. Was he a deplorable shit? Yes.
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Charlie Kirk didn't deserve to be murdered because murder must not be part of politics. Was he a deplorable shit? Yes.
BREAKING NEWS: ABC signs Rob Schneider to take over Jimmy Kimmel's spot. Kid Rock will be Schneider's sidekick and band leader.
September 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
BREAKING NEWS: ABC signs Rob Schneider to take over Jimmy Kimmel's spot. Kid Rock will be Schneider's sidekick and band leader.
BREAKING NEWS: ABC signs Rob Schneider to take over Jimmy Kimmel's spot. Kid Rock will be Schneider's sidekick and band leader.
September 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
BREAKING NEWS: ABC signs Rob Schneider to take over Jimmy Kimmel's spot. Kid Rock will be Schneider's sidekick and band leader.
BREAKING NEWS: ABC signs Rob Schneider to take over Jimmy Kimmel's spot. Kid Rock will be Schneider's sidekick and band leader.
September 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
BREAKING NEWS: ABC signs Rob Schneider to take over Jimmy Kimmel's spot. Kid Rock will be Schneider's sidekick and band leader.
Facebook Reels for the last week has every second reel gesturing towards underage girls. And I assume that's because the algorithm knows I hate Trump and therefore wants me arrested.
I am not making this up. The last come-on I saw was a woman proclaiming she'd been pregnant at 14, 15, and 16.
I am not making this up. The last come-on I saw was a woman proclaiming she'd been pregnant at 14, 15, and 16.
July 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Facebook Reels for the last week has every second reel gesturing towards underage girls. And I assume that's because the algorithm knows I hate Trump and therefore wants me arrested.
I am not making this up. The last come-on I saw was a woman proclaiming she'd been pregnant at 14, 15, and 16.
I am not making this up. The last come-on I saw was a woman proclaiming she'd been pregnant at 14, 15, and 16.
History has definitively shown that you can indeed mess with Texas.
July 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
History has definitively shown that you can indeed mess with Texas.
On the docket for the White House in 2026 will be a pike pond, bear baiting, and a fun game in which billionaires make human centipedes out of homeless children.
July 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
On the docket for the White House in 2026 will be a pike pond, bear baiting, and a fun game in which billionaires make human centipedes out of homeless children.
Seriously, America somehow created a governmental frsmework more prone to fascist takeover than democratic systems created by morons in bearcloth.
And then lorded it over the rest of the world for 250 years as awesome
And then elected Trump.
Twice.
Dear Anerica:
You suck.
And then lorded it over the rest of the world for 250 years as awesome
And then elected Trump.
Twice.
Dear Anerica:
You suck.
June 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Seriously, America somehow created a governmental frsmework more prone to fascist takeover than democratic systems created by morons in bearcloth.
And then lorded it over the rest of the world for 250 years as awesome
And then elected Trump.
Twice.
Dear Anerica:
You suck.
And then lorded it over the rest of the world for 250 years as awesome
And then elected Trump.
Twice.
Dear Anerica:
You suck.
Dreamed that DJT was gibbering his usual jabber on TV while simultaneously jabbering a different gibber in American Sign Language.
May 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Dreamed that DJT was gibbering his usual jabber on TV while simultaneously jabbering a different gibber in American Sign Language.
Is it possible there are several different actors playing Trump?
May 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Is it possible there are several different actors playing Trump?
Reposted by Jon Stover
Alberta NDP Leader Naheed Nenshi says Premier Danielle Smith is “playing games” with national unity and fuelling separatist sentiment for short-term political gain. #Ableg #Cdnpoli
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
Nenshi urges Albertans to ‘wake up’ as separation talk heats up
Alberta NDP Leader Naheed Nenshi says Premier Danielle Smith is 'playing games' with national unity and fuelling separatist sentiment for short-term political gain.
www.ctvnews.ca
May 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Alberta NDP Leader Naheed Nenshi says Premier Danielle Smith is “playing games” with national unity and fuelling separatist sentiment for short-term political gain. #Ableg #Cdnpoli
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
"The camera has replaced actual looking and turned life into evidence." - David Sedaris
May 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"The camera has replaced actual looking and turned life into evidence." - David Sedaris
Ah. PP gets to run in a by-election in Alberta that went 82% CPC this time so the miserable fuck can keep his job. Big money from Russia and Amerikkka fund the CPC now.
May 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ah. PP gets to run in a by-election in Alberta that went 82% CPC this time so the miserable fuck can keep his job. Big money from Russia and Amerikkka fund the CPC now.
"Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are CANCELING the apocalypse!" --PACIFIC RIM
April 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are CANCELING the apocalypse!" --PACIFIC RIM
“Get at it, boys,” said Mr. Smith, “vote and keep on voting till they make you quit.” : Stephen Leacock, "The Candidacy of Mr. Smith" in SUNSHINE SKETCHES OF A LITTLE TOWN (1912)
April 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Get at it, boys,” said Mr. Smith, “vote and keep on voting till they make you quit.” : Stephen Leacock, "The Candidacy of Mr. Smith" in SUNSHINE SKETCHES OF A LITTLE TOWN (1912)