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Jon Clinch

Jon Clinch

@jonclinch.com

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Jeopardy clue. Author of THE GENERAL AND JULIA, MARLEY, FINN, and KINGS OF THE EARTH. I make things with words.

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Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 3d

Don't forget: Trump isn't composing prompts and generating this AI crap on his own. He's too impaired and stupid for that. It's being fed to him by people who know exactly what they're doing.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 8d

BE UNGOVERNABLE. Start on Saturday, but never let up.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 18d

Now that the USA is cooked, what should we make to replace it?

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 20d

Chicago proves once more that Trump is *all about cruelty.* The Epstein files are going to sicken every one of us.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 20d

When Philly cops bombed the MOVE house in 1985, the story was everywhere. Nobody's covering this week's assault on innocents in Chicago. That's the difference between what we were and what we've become.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 20d

Misery loves company.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 20d

I'd kind of like to see us do anything at all.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 20d

I think Trump meant to call himself the Grim Raper.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 20d

I would honestly like know why the sell copy for most current fiction focuses on the concealment and revelation of deep, dark, secrets.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 20d

If they can shut down the government, we can shut down the whole damned country. General strike now. Let’s go.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 21d

I want a one-man show that's nothing but bits of Trump speeches read for alternating hilarity and terror by Brian Cranston in a fat suit.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 22d

Thanks for getting it right. I blew the execution.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 22d

And here Putin was afraid he'd have to attack American cities. #MissionAccomplished

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 23d

I present to you a man who has actually been modeling his speech pattern upon that of his favorite imbecile.

shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 23d

totally normal human behavior

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 23d

Why aren’t we talking about how “dangerous cities” is code for “places where brown people live”?

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 26d

He might not be hung, but he sure could be hanged. That’s your vocabulary lesson for the day.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 27d

The imbecile can't write. Of course he's a dictator.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 27d

If you won't obey, they'd like you dead. Hell, they'd like you dead anyway.,

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 27d

In non-fascism news: Only 2K words until the new ms. is as long as MARLEY.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 28d

If only getting the Epstein files were as easy as saying, “Russia, if you’re listening…”

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · Sep 23

The UN needs a translation channel that turns Trump's words into truth.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · Sep 23

That giant ballroom is going to make one heck of a Spirit Halloween Shop.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · Sep 22

Sure, sure — we did Jimmy Kimmell. Now let's do somebody nobody knows.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · Sep 22

The Rapture, but they were wrong about which direction they'd go.

Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · Sep 22

Disney is building a new "Villains Land," and I think it's a little bit on the nose.