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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 11d

I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 12d

Submit to the blog The Daily Said calls, “A cruel joke, formed on the split of a malformed tongue. Nothing more"
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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 12d

Remember, if your sequel ignores key elements of a story that was already established, & now those characters just exist as a cheap afterthought…it doesn’t deserve IMAX. It belongs to an after midnight showing atta porn theater skirting the edge of town
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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 13d

This holiday season, dare to burble loudly whenever spoken to
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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 13d

Fun With The In-laws: Meet Bob, & Alice In-law! Justa typical-blooded American couple with strong views on how to live your life! Haha aren’t they fun? Alright you two.
Now meet jonathanrenfield.com We don’t gas.
Read jonathanrenfield.com to the In-laws this holiday season!

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 15d

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Submit to the blog “Your Uncle’s Life” magazine dismisses as a joke, & Monthly Period calls: “A razor-blade tampon”

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 15d

This Halloween, trick your special to an experience Shady Magazine calls “Cancer”, & Sleeze Read compares to “Volunteering Your Spinal Cord To Be Plucked With A Broken Tooth At Random Intervals. For The rest of Your Life. For No Reason At All.”
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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 15d

Must submit to my blog to read this
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Can one actually Do a number 3?! I don’t know, but now you can find out! Enjoy

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 16d

Idk what everyone has heard, but I’ve been talking a lot about a sale going on at jonathanrenfield.com & that simply—Is NOT True! jonathanrenfield.com has never—Will Never have a sale!
You will pay the price I charged my ancestors (find out how much only on jonathanrenfield.com )

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 16d

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 16d

While everyone waits for Ch3 to drop (& to get ready for Ch. IV), I’ve updated some reasons to #HitTheBackButton and added a few new ones to jonathanrenfield.com Come on over, & check’em out—and then, Hit The Back Button!
Today!

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 16d

Wow! I just read jonathanrenfield.com & now I’m CURED!
jonathanrenfield.com taught me how to fake happy for family reunions. Now I’m in porn, & I owe it all to jonathanrenfield.com
I’m rich! But taxes get in the way, so I never pay!
Thanks jonathanrenfield.com

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 17d

Welp I’m outtie like a belly. Gotta lotta work t’do on jonathanrenfield.com for Ch3 (a continuation of Ch2 otherwise known as‘a sequel. Well, kinda, I mean…ya know—like, maybe…not really I guess…idk)
Anywhothefuck, “be well, & live within the corners“
—Thomas “Tom” No Last Name.

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 17d

CORRECTION: Only four (4) people have visited jonathanrenfield.com today…admittedly, I was the fifth (5th), & admittedly more, I knew I was before I posted about jonathanrenfield.com but I lied anyway, be😢because I—wanted to sound coo🥺ooool😭😭

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 17d

That’s the jonathanrenfield.com guarantee since 1673!

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 17d

In all the time I’ve had jonathanrenfield.com only 2…MAYbe 3 people have opened all my work on jonathanrenfield.com but all outta order. So they were either bots, or thieves, but I’m not worried. Everything on jonathanrenfield.com is signed, timestamped & dated.

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 17d

Sweet! Another cheese-slicer read jonathanrenfield.com ! Kinda want normal people to read jonathanrenfield.com now though…. DGMW! As long as they hurry to cheetle the back button, they can’t cut anymore cheese, but it’d be nice if someone grew a pair of sets & read beyond:

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I write words. Have some to read, please. @jonathanrenfield.bsky.social · 17d

I am so stoked four (4) readers chose to visit jonathanrenfield.com instead of pornhub!
Unfortunately, they all hit the back button, leaving me to wonder if they’re rapists, pederasts, or sliced-cheese eaters who deny animals their rights🤷🏼‍♂️
Read jonathanrenfield.com & Finish—Today!

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