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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄
@jonathannoh.bsky.social
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The only 3 things you need to know about me…. 1) I love food 2) I love all basketball but hate your team the day Lakers play them 3) Painfully sarcastic
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jul 13
I had a good time visiting my family in πŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ … but I’m ready to go home! I miss my cats and Chilis 😭
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jul 30
Me afterwards counting up how many times she …
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jul 25
I see people walking out the gym with that same water bottle they walked in… half way full, maybe.

Did you even work out???😫
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jul 23
I kno how you feel my family was killing me in DR
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jul 16
Them first work outs after a break hurt the best 😩

My heart rate at 176 tho am I about to die
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jul 13
Dumb , dumb and dumber

@lexyafavorite.bsky.social 😘
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jul 13
I had a good time visiting my family in πŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ … but I’m ready to go home! I miss my cats and Chilis 😭
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jul 13
Catch flights not feelings! I know you had a good time πŸ‘πŸ½
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jul 4
Flying to πŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ tomorrow for a lil week.. Haven’t seen my family in a little minute and I’m lowkey a lil nervous already!! πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jul 2
There’s 10 cars at the drive thru late at night and I’m the only one with their headlights off

I lowkey think I’m the only one that does that… lights bright as hell in my car πŸ€”
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 30
I don’t mind her taking that quick lil shower before we run some errands. Even if I’m ready, I can wait.

Cuz you all fresh and clean now, that’s 1 less reason why we can’t have sex in public, again
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 29
There’s fine women everywhere but theres a shortage on fine men I know it’s a struggle 😒
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 19
Dodgers and Dubai owners have teamed up to drop a light $10b on the Lakers… First American sports team now backed with a Dubai investor πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 16
EST Gee new album feel like a farewell before the indictment. He telling it all 😭
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 15
I lowkey don’t feel bad for Kia owners with those exploding sunroofs…. Cuz why the hell you get a Kia?? Them seat colors was just too much to pass up on? 🀣
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 15
Need dat in a gallon ASAP, why they playing?… Lil gulp of goodness hit the back of my throat so damn fast , pause
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 15
I thought it was a coochie
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 15
That lil weight don’t mean shit when the face card hitting sis. You better get in them streets and find you a hoe 🀣
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 15
Yea aiight im watching them pockets
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 15
Not rich auntie but just casually going to dine in movies, yeah aiight 🀣
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 15
I’ll get tf up quick as hell cuz you not gonna be sitting next to me and my girl this isn’t a throuple 😭
teamdeja.bsky.social Not rich auntie✌🏾😘 @teamdeja.bsky.social · Jun 15
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SIT NEXT TO ME AT THE MOVIES!!!
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 14
My toxic trait is I like to go on facebook marketplace once in a while and act like ima bout to buy peoples overpriced shit
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 6
Good look πŸ‘πŸ½
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 6
Fr? Can you use it at self checkout?
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· Jun 6
Dollar tree got apple pay before Walmart …
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Jonathan πŸ•ΊπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ @jonathannoh.bsky.social Β· May 28
Things I think but never say to her…

If you can turn your car on with your phone how come every time we sit in that mothafucka it’s hot as hell