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Molly Rogers

@jollymollyroger.bsky.social

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Navy Vet. Progressive Socialist. Hermit. Single mother. Not a reasonable substitute for Google. Questions everything extensively. Me vera gratis loqui.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · Nov 12

My grandfather fought fascists in this plane.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 15h

And the membership card costs $2,326 a month, too.

Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 16h

Makes sense. How else could he pull in a crowd that big

Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 21h

We all know that the worst part of it all was the folder of selfies.

Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 22h

What I'm taking from this is that people are tired of dummy always getting lost. Little do they know that this won't work because he's still illiterate.

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 23h

New sign outside the Oval Office..

Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 23h

I'm popping popcorn because yesterday was just one long narcissistic injury for the toddler-in-chief. He doesn't have the kind of self-control it takes to stop himself from acting out after being told no by so many Americans like that.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 23h

Lil Johnson is second in line to the Oval Office and yet he's consistently been the most ignorant man in every room he's been in for a month. This isn't serving America well.

Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 1d

I learned about the magic underwear in boot camp.

Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. Let's not.

a man with dreadlocks and a beard is making a funny face while wearing a white tank top .

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 1d

Nah. Conservative men from Texas will eat anything but 🐈

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 1d

What I'm learning from this is that real men are too fragile to handle the overwhelming presence of ...

*checks notes

... onions and mustard.

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 1d

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 1d

Albuquerque is also voting for mayor today.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 1d

a woman is crying and leaning against a wall with the words `` oh the horror '' written above her .

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 1d

Yesterday I pointed out that Kissinger is still burning in Hell and shortly thereafter, one of his cronies joined him. I would like to point out again that he's still dead.

Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 2d

I know things are bad these days, but Henry Kissinger is still dead. We don't choose the silver linings.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 1d

And reporters should follow up with, "How does it serve America for the Speaker of the House to be the least informed person involved in this matter?"

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 1d

I have a list of current administration officials whom I would like to see as contestants on the hit tv show Ow My Balls.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 2d

This really highlights the fact that trump’s pre-frontal cortex is mostly Swiss cheese at this point.

Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t tease

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 2d

See, we're only one good cheeseburger away from total happiness.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 2d

To be fair, he's probably drunk.

Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 2d

I know things are bad these days, but Henry Kissinger is still dead. We don't choose the silver linings.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 6d

I bet he'd get back to work if Grindr shut down services in the DC area.

Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 6d

They're supposed to give him the peace prize after he starves millions of American children to death. With this guy, there's no such thing as too much death.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 7d

Can you imagine what it's going to be like for American women in a couple years when the regime starts throwing them into forced labor camps. And I'm not talking about labor in the work sense of the word.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 7d

The challenge now becomes how to see Mormon women without thinking about the host of gynecological issues they're facing because they let men tell them what to do with themselves.

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Molly Rogers @jollymollyroger.bsky.social · 7d

You went to a bodega and didn't share a pic of the cat running the place? For shame.