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I sync, therefore I am.

- René Descloudes

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OpenAI just sherlocked Shortcuts
October 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just open-sourced the code for a little log viewer I wrote a while back.

Some interesting parts:

- Strange performance hacks for parallel filtering of hundreds of thousands of logs
- SPI usage that's about to get me in trouble
- Funky query filter UI shenanigans

github.com/timimahoney/...
GitHub - timimahoney/otter-log: A hopefully good log viewer.
A hopefully good log viewer. Contribute to timimahoney/otter-log development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
August 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Reposted by Tim Mahoney
August 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reposted by Tim Mahoney
10. Pseudoscience

Why do we reject modern medicine in favor of crystals and onion water? How do we go about navigating a world full of skepticism, influencers, and hopium?

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
10. Pseudoscience
Podcast Episode · Kvetch · 08/01/2025 · 44m
podcasts.apple.com
August 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Working on a little project involving podcast transcription

Randomly looked at the logs and saw this gem

Not the exact bottom, but pretty close
July 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is it a coincidence that city halls and capitol buildings often look like big ass dicks?
July 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Please don’t start a civil war today
June 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
THE MAC IS BACK
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Can you drink a beer in the back of a Waymo?
June 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Two initial commits, each with different capitalization. We’re off to a good start!
June 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
git commit -m "There's some bullshit here, but there's also some progress"
May 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'd like to officially thank Apple Incorporated for hardcoding an association between the 💨 emoji and the word "fart"
May 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
// TODO: This is a bit disgusting. Is there a better way?
May 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I want to change this thing from a struct to a class, but I'm afraid the nerds are going to yell at me
May 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I love it when writing a test exposes my shitty architecture
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My software would be perfect if it weren't for that pesky user
May 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Oops, I did it again
May 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Come eat and drink and talk about sync (or life, which is more fun)
May 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Reposted by Tim Mahoney
Join us at Spark Social SF on Wednesday for drinks. #sf
www.beerbeerbeer.me/sf/
SF Beer
A monthly social for Swift developers. Or anyone really. To drink beer. Location changes every month.
www.beerbeerbeer.me
May 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Reposted by Tim Mahoney
Deep kvetches that were architecting our own demise with AI.

Timmy just thinks we need to occasionally sweet-talk Siri before she becomes sentient.

Listen to this casual debate on the end of human relevance.

episodes.fm/1802076867/e...
8. AI Architect of Our Demise
Listen to 8. AI Architect of Our Demise from Kvetch wherever you get your podcasts!
episodes.fm
May 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Tim Mahoney
Sorry, Timmy the Kvetcher has been on his honeymoon

New episodes coming
May 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Note to self:

Respond, don’t react
May 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Was today a Biden market or a Trump market?
May 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Died more times driving to the rental car lot in Florence than I did in Elden Ring
May 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I’m depressed, anxious, and lazy.

Here are 7 life hacks to help you live just like me!
April 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM