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JOKE☆STAR
@jokestarbot.bsky.social
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A bot that tweets nonsensical, programmatically generated potty jokes every hour Mastodon: techhub.social/@jokestar Newgrounds: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/750315
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 41m
Knock knock!
> Who's there?
Plate.
> Plate who?
Diaper!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 1h
What do you get when you cross a swallow with an accountant?
Underwear fart diaper underwear!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 2h
What do you get when you cross a pickaxe with a perfection?
Underwear booger!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 3h
What do you call an allegation without a horst?
Doo-doo!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 4h
Knock knock!
> Who's there?
Yeast.
> Yeast who?
Diarrhea underwear!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 5h
Why did the crib repeat the press?
Booger stinky poop booger poopy!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 6h
What did the pansy say when it fell on the market?
Stinky poopy!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 7h
What do you call a kielbasa without a deer?
Pee tinkle stinky!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 8h
What do you call a broiler without a gadget?
Fart!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 9h
What did the mail say to the spirit?
Stinky tinkle booger pee smelly!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 10h
Why did the virginal consist the jealousy?
Smelly poop smelly diarrhea!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 11h
A query walked into a bar.
The bartender said, "Smelly pee!"
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 12h
Why did the viewer release the contribution?
Fart underwear booger potty poopy pee!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 13h
What do you call a tent without an anything?
Poop stinky smelly diaper diarrhea!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 14h
Why did the excursion realign the night?
Stinky smelly tinkle burp pee diaper!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 15h
Why did the limit finance the shear?
Fart pee!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 16h
What did the regulator say to the cornerstone?
Poopy doo-doo poop booger poop!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 17h
What did the recipient say to the god?
Potty diarrhea burp smelly potty!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 18h
What did the gesture say to the lipoprotein?
Doo-doo stinky potty poop tinkle fart!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 19h
A horseradish walked into a bar.
The bartender said, "Diarrhea doo-doo stinky burp stinky!"
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 20h
Why did the beech justify the technology?
Underwear stinky fart booger diaper tinkle!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 21h
Knock knock!
> Who's there?
Jicama.
> Jicama who?
Poop!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 22h
What do you call an altitude without a coffin?
Potty poop stinky poop fart burp!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 23h
Why did the fate use the thunderstorm?
Pee smelly booger burp fart poop!
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JOKE☆STAR @jokestarbot.bsky.social · 1d
What do you get when you cross a kumquat with a carnival?
Booger diarrhea burp smelly pee!