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John

@johnthebassist.com

1.1K followers 770 following 3.6K posts

New here, was over on the Musky app. Used to run. A lot. Dad, husband, #handporn model, musician, pervert. Pets are family members. He/Him

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John @johnthebassist.com · 17h

I’ve heard some of you perverts enjoy #handporn

John @johnthebassist.com · 17h

Fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

John @johnthebassist.com · 19h

I recently applied for & received a new credit card. I’ve had it about a month, used it precisely three times

Got a notification that it was used to attempt a purchase online. The information had to be stolen from the source, right?

John @johnthebassist.com · 19h

I should call her

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John @johnthebassist.com · 22h

I miss morning coffee with you

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John @johnthebassist.com · 23h

I kind of enjoyed the "nudity is not sexuality" angle it brought about

John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

#beardsandbrews

John, naked, drinking coffee from a Chincoteague Island mug

John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

Do I need to put the book back in the freezer

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John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

Should I trim the goatee part of my beard? Or just let it grow wild?

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John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

You’ll all be shocked to know that my kids have talked me into Chinese delivery tonight

John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

It’s been awhile since I’ve had to put down my phone, turn off the computer, and pay attention a horror movie. This was phenomenal

John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

Weapons is a delightfully fucked up movie

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John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

They make me so happy :)

Thank you for sharing

John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

The spelling be is such a prude

Screen cap of the spelling bee refusing the word “titty”

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John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

Cuddle naps > working

John @johnthebassist.com · 2d

Yeah, I do not see why these are mutually exclusive

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John @johnthebassist.com · 2d

And because of that, I just subscribed

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John @johnthebassist.com · 2d

My back is absolutely killing me tonight

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John @johnthebassist.com · 2d

You know, I was *just* lamenting the fact that I barely play video games anymore

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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 2d

Think about that for a minute

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John @johnthebassist.com · 2d

But I don’t want to work tomorrow

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Kocky Queen of Everything💖👑 @kockyindividual.bsky.social · 11d

!!!!!!

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John @johnthebassist.com · 3d

Enjoy :)

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John @johnthebassist.com · 3d

I rearranged my work desk

(please clap)

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John @johnthebassist.com · 4d

#beardsandbrews

John, naked, drinking coffee from an octopus mug