John McKenna
@johnsmckenna.bsky.social
Actor/comedian/singer/musician
Cook/nerd/fisherman/grandpa
Cranky atheist/cynic (ie frustrated idealist)/aggressively gentle/stridently quiet/lover of all humanity but also seething misanthrope
Articulately vulgar
Cook/nerd/fisherman/grandpa
Cranky atheist/cynic (ie frustrated idealist)/aggressively gentle/stridently quiet/lover of all humanity but also seething misanthrope
Articulately vulgar
Diving off of a fishing dock with a "No swimming/No diving" sign takes food away from poor people.
#psa #beingconsiderate
#psa #beingconsiderate
July 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Diving off of a fishing dock with a "No swimming/No diving" sign takes food away from poor people.
#psa #beingconsiderate
#psa #beingconsiderate
I've been painting t-shirts. Until further notice, this is my basic philosophy of life
April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I've been painting t-shirts. Until further notice, this is my basic philosophy of life
April 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
One problem with the tyrant renaming the gulf is that it was never actually the Gulf of "Meks-ick-oh". It's the Gulf of "May-he-koh". As in "May he koh fuck himself ".
#gulfofamerica
#gulfofmexico
#gulfofamerica
#gulfofmexico
February 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
One problem with the tyrant renaming the gulf is that it was never actually the Gulf of "Meks-ick-oh". It's the Gulf of "May-he-koh". As in "May he koh fuck himself ".
#gulfofamerica
#gulfofmexico
#gulfofamerica
#gulfofmexico
I just had a romantic Valentine's Day date with my dental hygenist. You might not think getting one's teeth cleaned is romantic, but she did rest her boob on my head at one point, and there was prophylaxis involved, so it counts.
February 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I just had a romantic Valentine's Day date with my dental hygenist. You might not think getting one's teeth cleaned is romantic, but she did rest her boob on my head at one point, and there was prophylaxis involved, so it counts.
I actually got some good sleep for a change last night, so instead of being too sad about the country to move, I now have the energy to be too angry about the country to move.
February 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I actually got some good sleep for a change last night, so instead of being too sad about the country to move, I now have the energy to be too angry about the country to move.
Are his big biz friends giving him bad counsel on purpose so they can unseat him, by #impeachment or #25thamendment and put #Vance in charge? He did write the foreword for #Project2025 after all. Just hypothesizing.
February 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Are his big biz friends giving him bad counsel on purpose so they can unseat him, by #impeachment or #25thamendment and put #Vance in charge? He did write the foreword for #Project2025 after all. Just hypothesizing.
You can be both diverse and unified. Ever eat a salad? Many diverse elements contribute from their strengths toward a common goal. In fact, (caesar notwithstanding) the more diverse and interesting the ingredients, the better the salad. Don't be a fucking coward, Mr. SecDef.
#PeteHegseth
#PeteHegseth
January 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You can be both diverse and unified. Ever eat a salad? Many diverse elements contribute from their strengths toward a common goal. In fact, (caesar notwithstanding) the more diverse and interesting the ingredients, the better the salad. Don't be a fucking coward, Mr. SecDef.
#PeteHegseth
#PeteHegseth
Global conspiracy porn is illuminaughty.
January 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Global conspiracy porn is illuminaughty.
Y'ever notice that, in movies and TV, when someone is revived by cpr or defibrillator and immediately wake up, they never grasp their chest and immediately start swearing in pain? Chest compressions and shocks really hurt.
January 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Y'ever notice that, in movies and TV, when someone is revived by cpr or defibrillator and immediately wake up, they never grasp their chest and immediately start swearing in pain? Chest compressions and shocks really hurt.
January 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Oh. Jules Feiffer died. I used a monologue of his to audition for my hoidy toidy arts conservatory college. I got in with a partial scholarship. Thanks, Jules.
January 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Oh. Jules Feiffer died. I used a monologue of his to audition for my hoidy toidy arts conservatory college. I got in with a partial scholarship. Thanks, Jules.
Y'know, I really don't care if your pun was intended or not.
January 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Y'know, I really don't care if your pun was intended or not.