Johnny Eaton
@johnnyeaton.bsky.social
songwriter, baseball fan, geospatial analyst, cartographer, musician, singer, actor, photographer, sometime sabermetrician, visual artist, goof, dork, improviser, writer, author
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What saddens me most is that enough American people were too credulous, gullible, and uncritical as to vote this disgusting fraud into office not once, but twice. All those people may discover the hardest way how hard it is to take Mulligans when it comes to electing a leader.
This was long before he became president. It's not a new thing. If the American people as a whole had sense and decency, he never would have been allowed on a ballot. Period. Vetting officially died the day he was allowed to run.
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This was long before he became president. It's not a new thing. If the American people as a whole had sense and decency, he never would have been allowed on a ballot. Period. Vetting officially died the day he was allowed to run.
History suggests the latter, but this does feel like a breaking point, because history is also full of populaces growing fed up with the depravity and excess and arrogance of their leaders and turning on them.
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
History suggests the latter, but this does feel like a breaking point, because history is also full of populaces growing fed up with the depravity and excess and arrogance of their leaders and turning on them.
Shine a light on those who think they're infallible because they are rich or powerful. Those who deign to walk this earth as though they aren't rife with shame. Show them no amount of money can keep those disgusting skeletons in the closet. Expose them as the reprehensible rapists they are. #Epstein
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Shine a light on those who think they're infallible because they are rich or powerful. Those who deign to walk this earth as though they aren't rife with shame. Show them no amount of money can keep those disgusting skeletons in the closet. Expose them as the reprehensible rapists they are. #Epstein
The Dodgers beat the Blue Jays in these categories: HR, BB, GIDP, W, SV, CG, and probably the most important- WPA.
Caleb Joseph wasn't wrong to say the Jays were better. The difference was timing- that's all. I don't think that's luck or skill or 'clutch'. It's #baseball.
#BlueJays #Dodgers #mlb
Caleb Joseph wasn't wrong to say the Jays were better. The difference was timing- that's all. I don't think that's luck or skill or 'clutch'. It's #baseball.
#BlueJays #Dodgers #mlb
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Today I wake up sad, feeling for my little team that just barely couldn't, particularly for Mark Shapiro, oddly, because one other team of his got to a #WorldSeries Game 7, and they too lost in extras. 😢🩵😢
#BlueJays
#BlueJays
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Today I wake up sad, feeling for my little team that just barely couldn't, particularly for Mark Shapiro, oddly, because one other team of his got to a #WorldSeries Game 7, and they too lost in extras. 😢🩵😢
#BlueJays
#BlueJays
The excuses made for in office work are rarely anything but spurious 'humanity' covers for shitty motives indifferent to actual human needs.
#hybridwork #workfromhome #officespace
#hybridwork #workfromhome #officespace
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The excuses made for in office work are rarely anything but spurious 'humanity' covers for shitty motives indifferent to actual human needs.
#hybridwork #workfromhome #officespace
#hybridwork #workfromhome #officespace
Notable #Vladdy Leaderboard Spots, among players with 20+ plate appearances this postseason:
HR - 1st
R - 1st (tied with Springer)
RBI - 1st
K% - 3rd (behind Clement and Kiner-Falefa)
ISO - 1st
AVG - 2nd (behind Judge)
OBP - 2nd (behind Judge)
SLG - 1st (at .930!!!)
wRC+ - 1st
BB/K - 1st
#BlueJays
HR - 1st
R - 1st (tied with Springer)
RBI - 1st
K% - 3rd (behind Clement and Kiner-Falefa)
ISO - 1st
AVG - 2nd (behind Judge)
OBP - 2nd (behind Judge)
SLG - 1st (at .930!!!)
wRC+ - 1st
BB/K - 1st
#BlueJays
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
There are three #BlueJays players I've believed in when many did not: Ernie Clement, Nathan Lukes, and Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
I compared one to Cal Ripken, another to Alex Gordon, and another to Miguel Cabrera.
I feel like my comparisons were not asinine.
Go Blue Jays!!!
#MLB #ALCS #Game7
I compared one to Cal Ripken, another to Alex Gordon, and another to Miguel Cabrera.
I feel like my comparisons were not asinine.
Go Blue Jays!!!
#MLB #ALCS #Game7
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If the Trump regime are Nazis, ironically, our only hope for freedom in this world is China and its allies. China is Britain in this comparative scenario. How crazy is that?
October 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If the Trump regime are Nazis, ironically, our only hope for freedom in this world is China and its allies. China is Britain in this comparative scenario. How crazy is that?
The key problem of #AI is that it cannot do the other three things, at all in some cases.
#AI feels much like Ozymandias' statue right now, while it was being built- except that we are well aware of our potential fate, and our 'best and brightest' keep charging ahead like lemmings over the cliff.
#AI feels much like Ozymandias' statue right now, while it was being built- except that we are well aware of our potential fate, and our 'best and brightest' keep charging ahead like lemmings over the cliff.
October 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Trump's fascist regime continues...
SOUTH CAROLINA… “Judge Goodstein was walking on the beach when the fire started. Her husband, Arnie, was in the house with children and perhaps grandchildren. The family had to escape by jumping from a window or balcony...” www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Trump's fascist regime continues...
Reposted by Johnny Eaton
Republicans don’t need a single democratic vote to fund their regime. Here’s why. Please share widely.
September 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Republicans don’t need a single democratic vote to fund their regime. Here’s why. Please share widely.
For today, I don't care about politics, about the injustices in our world. I put my blinders on and revel in the simplicity of sport, of my beloved #BlueJays winning the AL East for the first time in a decade. 💙🩵💙
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
For today, I don't care about politics, about the injustices in our world. I put my blinders on and revel in the simplicity of sport, of my beloved #BlueJays winning the AL East for the first time in a decade. 💙🩵💙
Reposted by Johnny Eaton
Alternatives to those that are bending the knee
September 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Alternatives to those that are bending the knee
I wish that I didn't have to keep posting this, but it keeps happening:
youtu.be/G86zLAoyAAw?...
You love your guns more than you love your kids.
#schoolshootings
youtu.be/G86zLAoyAAw?...
You love your guns more than you love your kids.
#schoolshootings
You Love Your Guns More Than You Love Your Kids
YouTube video by Tunesdays with Johnny
youtu.be
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I wish that I didn't have to keep posting this, but it keeps happening:
youtu.be/G86zLAoyAAw?...
You love your guns more than you love your kids.
#schoolshootings
youtu.be/G86zLAoyAAw?...
You love your guns more than you love your kids.
#schoolshootings
This perfectly encapsulates how utterly backwards the USA is right now.
September 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This perfectly encapsulates how utterly backwards the USA is right now.
The Epstein files are important and there are already countless reasons to distrust and discredit Donald Trump. A thread 🧵 #TrumpCrimes #NeverForget
September 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The Epstein files are important and there are already countless reasons to distrust and discredit Donald Trump. A thread 🧵 #TrumpCrimes #NeverForget
Three years ago I wrote and played this #song on my livestream. Nothing has changed.
#gunviolence #shootings #MNshootings
youtu.be/G86zLAoyAAw?...
#gunviolence #shootings #MNshootings
youtu.be/G86zLAoyAAw?...
You Love Your Guns More Than You Love Your Kids
YouTube video by Tunesdays with Johnny
youtu.be
August 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Three years ago I wrote and played this #song on my livestream. Nothing has changed.
#gunviolence #shootings #MNshootings
youtu.be/G86zLAoyAAw?...
#gunviolence #shootings #MNshootings
youtu.be/G86zLAoyAAw?...
More of this. Shame the man as he merits.
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
More of this. Shame the man as he merits.
This is what I've been warning Americans on here of, for too many months:
cmarmitage.substack.com/p/i-research...
#trump #facism #hewillnotstop
cmarmitage.substack.com/p/i-research...
#trump #facism #hewillnotstop
I researched every attempt to stop fascism in history. The success rate is 0%.
Once they win elections, it's already too late.
cmarmitage.substack.com
August 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This is what I've been warning Americans on here of, for too many months:
cmarmitage.substack.com/p/i-research...
#trump #facism #hewillnotstop
cmarmitage.substack.com/p/i-research...
#trump #facism #hewillnotstop
In lighter news, it took me 41 years to realize that Wham!'s "Make it Big" is pretty much a Motown album made by pretty white boys. It's an enigma, capable of being terrible and wonderful by turns. 🩵
#Wham #MakeItBig #enigma
#Wham #MakeItBig #enigma
August 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
In lighter news, it took me 41 years to realize that Wham!'s "Make it Big" is pretty much a Motown album made by pretty white boys. It's an enigma, capable of being terrible and wonderful by turns. 🩵
#Wham #MakeItBig #enigma
#Wham #MakeItBig #enigma
The false promise of #tech advancement has long been that it will make life easier, work hours fewer, allowing for increasing leisure. That's been steadily manipulated into surrendering rights, creativity, intelligence, and health instead. It's been a great lie so far, and #AI might be the endgame.
August 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I love a clever line in a novel. This one gave me a giggle: "She thought she was anorexic because, when she looked in the mirror, she did indeed see a fat person."
'Indeed' is heavy lifting here
#quotes #writing #NeilGaiman #TerryPratchett
'Indeed' is heavy lifting here
#quotes #writing #NeilGaiman #TerryPratchett
August 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I love a clever line in a novel. This one gave me a giggle: "She thought she was anorexic because, when she looked in the mirror, she did indeed see a fat person."
'Indeed' is heavy lifting here
#quotes #writing #NeilGaiman #TerryPratchett
'Indeed' is heavy lifting here
#quotes #writing #NeilGaiman #TerryPratchett
While it reads like a pipe dream, it is still worth aspiring toward.
I wish I could credit the creator, but many don't sign their work these days.
I wish I could credit the creator, but many don't sign their work these days.
August 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
While it reads like a pipe dream, it is still worth aspiring toward.
I wish I could credit the creator, but many don't sign their work these days.
I wish I could credit the creator, but many don't sign their work these days.