🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦
@johnnycanuck71.bsky.social
Geez, I dunno what the issue was. It was funny to me……
Also I’m Gen-X so that should tell you a lot about me.
Poster of the unofficial official Canucks Goal GIF… IYKYK
#Sports, #Music, #Movies, #Food, #Beer and #Whisky.
#Canucks #RaiseHail
Also I’m Gen-X so that should tell you a lot about me.
Poster of the unofficial official Canucks Goal GIF… IYKYK
#Sports, #Music, #Movies, #Food, #Beer and #Whisky.
#Canucks #RaiseHail
Pinned
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦
@johnnycanuck71.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Noticed a metric shit ton of new followers the last few days. I’m trying to follow back as best I can, but if your profile is empty I won’t, if you haven’t or don’t post I won’t. The block button here is lightning fast, this ain’t Twitter and I’d prefer a positive fun experience here.
Who the FUCK is playing against the New York Islanders right now???? WTAF!!!
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Who the FUCK is playing against the New York Islanders right now???? WTAF!!!
Good bye Gavin McKenna…. We hardly knew ye!
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Good bye Gavin McKenna…. We hardly knew ye!
With Quinn Hughes against the Devils the Canucks are 2-6, with out Quinn Hughes the Canucks are 56-34…. Numbers don’t lie people!
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
With Quinn Hughes against the Devils the Canucks are 2-6, with out Quinn Hughes the Canucks are 56-34…. Numbers don’t lie people!
I literally just “Christmas Vacationed” myself…
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I literally just “Christmas Vacationed” myself…
So Minnys offer was more than Philly, Detroit, Washington or New Jersey…? I don’t believe it… this is Cam Neely all over again
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
So Minnys offer was more than Philly, Detroit, Washington or New Jersey…? I don’t believe it… this is Cam Neely all over again
He has zero trade restrictions, not sure how he could have forced anything. It’s a simple matter of the Canucks saying Quinn is available and see who bids the highest… how do you fuck that up?
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
He has zero trade restrictions, not sure how he could have forced anything. It’s a simple matter of the Canucks saying Quinn is available and see who bids the highest… how do you fuck that up?
And this is why Canucks Nation is so fucking angry all the time!
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
And this is why Canucks Nation is so fucking angry all the time!
Selling a house is stressful… I don’t like it.
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Selling a house is stressful… I don’t like it.
Did the Ref just reset the clock to allow for a line brawl…?
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Did the Ref just reset the clock to allow for a line brawl…?
Oh man, the Michael Bublé redemption tour is full steam ahead. On Monday he’s carving Canucks fans, today he’s carving Frank Seravalli HARD! “If Frank Seravalli is a Canucks insider, the 40 year old virgin is a porn star!” 🤣💀
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh man, the Michael Bublé redemption tour is full steam ahead. On Monday he’s carving Canucks fans, today he’s carving Frank Seravalli HARD! “If Frank Seravalli is a Canucks insider, the 40 year old virgin is a porn star!” 🤣💀
@danmachholz.bsky.social didn’t know you moved to the states dude…
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
@danmachholz.bsky.social didn’t know you moved to the states dude…
And the hits just keep coming, why can’t bad things happen to bad people for a while?
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
And the hits just keep coming, why can’t bad things happen to bad people for a while?
Took my 89 year old Dad to his doctors today, things have been off with him. Making up weird stories that he whole heartedly believes are fact. Dr asked him what’s going on and he starts talking about his memories of WW2. Images with great detail that I’ve never heard him talk about before 1/
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Took my 89 year old Dad to his doctors today, things have been off with him. Making up weird stories that he whole heartedly believes are fact. Dr asked him what’s going on and he starts talking about his memories of WW2. Images with great detail that I’ve never heard him talk about before 1/
Well it was fun while it lasted…..
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Well it was fun while it lasted…..
Paterafying saves….
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Paterafying saves….
I think maybe from now on I’m just gonna go ahead and mute the anthem part of the game….
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I think maybe from now on I’m just gonna go ahead and mute the anthem part of the game….
Man Reichel is gonna start connecting with some of those chances he keeps getting, he has to…
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Man Reichel is gonna start connecting with some of those chances he keeps getting, he has to…
Oh man the Oilers are getting obliterated…. suddenly I feel better lol
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh man the Oilers are getting obliterated…. suddenly I feel better lol
Unreal, just fucking UN real
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Unreal, just fucking UN real
Hey #Canucks and more specifically the Aquilini family. Just pull the pin already, this is boring, it’s unwatchable. It’s been 14 years of no pushback, no zip, no nothing and almost zero playoffs, middle of the pack drafting. It ain’t working… time for a change of approach.
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hey #Canucks and more specifically the Aquilini family. Just pull the pin already, this is boring, it’s unwatchable. It’s been 14 years of no pushback, no zip, no nothing and almost zero playoffs, middle of the pack drafting. It ain’t working… time for a change of approach.
HWY 1 closure in Burnaby tonight, they’re a half hour into it and this is already shaping up to be a clusterfuck. Just wait until everyone tries to get home after the game.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
HWY 1 closure in Burnaby tonight, they’re a half hour into it and this is already shaping up to be a clusterfuck. Just wait until everyone tries to get home after the game.