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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin
@johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social
Middle aged guy who dabbles in various entertainment mediums. YT channels: @Blumpkinshow and @Blumpkinmusic
He's lost it, you cant tell me this guy isnt fucked in the head. Time to invoke the 25th Amendment. He's just a rambling self-aggrandizer who doesnt even seem to realize he's just ranting about near non-stop bullshit... #Trump
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Am i losing my shit here or is #Trump reading a 9 page long run-on sentence of hyperbole???
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Is this teleprompter-a-thon going to end with #Trump literally trying to suck his own dick?

P.S. release the Epstein Files!!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I wonder how much #Trump is going to talk about the murder of Rob Reiner and his wife the next couple days while trying to avoid the looming #EpsteinFiles release...
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
For my money, #NealBrennan is the closest we have in comedy to another #GeorgeCarlin. Many people are close and lots of them have learned from Carlin's efforts. The way Neal dissects both sides of the aisle in politics, history, relationships, psychology and human behavior is on another level.
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
#JohnCena represented something everyone could get behind, both in spirit and real life accomplishments via philanthropy. That is why he was so immensely popular with kids, adults and especially the mentally disabled. Fans like these dont understand "wReStLiNg TrAdItIoN". Thats why #WWE sucks:
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Heres something I dont see many considering: #WWE sent #JohnCena on a media tour to promote his final match to draw eyes to the event. Sure they reeled in a bunch of casual and former viewers, then they served them a shit sandwich... He went out on his back and you turned them off of the product.
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Guck Funther... #WWE
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Keeping up their tradition of fun holiday themed songs, #ICP is back with this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1nE...
Deck The Jaws
YouTube video by Insane Clown Posse - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Any #WWE fan that wants to argue which company is on the hotter streak should look at the quality of the content not ticket sales or attendance numbers. NASCAR is just people driving in loops; its wildly popular, doesnt mean its quality viewing. #AEW has been the better product for almost 2 years.
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fuck #HHH... that is all.
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tonight #WWE booked the most #WWE finish they could.
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
OMFG, fuck the ending of that #Cena match SOOOOOOO hard. #SNME #WWE
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I am very happy with the federal judges decision to release #KilmarAbregoGarcia but I am also fearful that #Trump is going to use his power to have him taken out and it looks like gang violence for the alibi...
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I wonder if #Gunther realizes that he's Ivan Drago in this situation and Cena (Rocky) aint losing. #WWE #RAW
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Now that @netflix.com has acquired #WarnerBros, its time to get Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Pinky & the Brain, Freakazoid and Histeria! all on #HBOmax. Permanently.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Just a reminder that the theme for #Gunther that #wwe uses is a piece of actual classical music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_1N...
Dvořák: Symphony No. 9 "From the New World" / Karajan · Berliner Philharmoniker
YouTube video by Berliner Philharmoniker
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
#ChrisJericho shouldve had a farewell match against #HangmanPage before he dropped the title to #SamoaJoe. It coulve been a short feud where it was one last fight for the title; revisiting the 1st time. Couldve made it a "Loser leaves AEW" match and wrote him off. Then he goes to #WWE to retire.
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
At some point, i wish #Netflix would fall out of love with this 3-part final season formula. Just drop the goddamn episodes all at once please.
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My main take away from the Fletcher/Okada match is the inadvertent wedgie Kyle had and the giant ass pimple we got a glimpse off. #AEW #Dynamite #C@Tournament
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It has to feel nice for #JamesComey and #LetitiaJames right now knowing that their criminal cases are now openly regarded as ill-conceived witch hunts. apnews.com/article/come...
Judge dismisses Comey, James indictments after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed
A federal judge has dismissed the criminal cases against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, concluding that the prosecutor who brought the charges at Presiden...
apnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
No way in hell the state recoups this money, its already spread out and distributed among accounts in other countries. #MN #Fraud #Walz www.kare11.com/article/news...
Feeding Our Future defendant ordered to pay nearly $48M restitution
“It is so disappointing and so disheartening that where others saw a crisis and rushed to help, you saw money and rushed to steal," the judge said.
www.kare11.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM