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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 11h

Every member of congress needs to watch this and actually have a conversation about fixing our healthcare system. #ACA #Shutdown2025 www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5/...

Went on a bit of a rant on Berner Phone last week. Full discussion on the episode. Open to any corrections or suggestions in the comments.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 4d

Re-sign them and get them back on tv dammit!

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 6d

I wish he'd commit to retiring from wrestling and never being on my tv screen again.

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 8d

I dont think she needs to be a part of this entrance. they both wrestle, let her do her thing and he do his and backstage they are seen together plotting.

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 8d

I thought the exact same thing.

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 8d

Mamas please dont let your babies grow up to be this guy!

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14d

This photo stinks like pipe dope and amyl nitrate. #RoastMe

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14d

Man, #RJCity in pirate garb, I did NOT have THAT on my BINGO card. #RoastMe #AEW

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14d

Dude... nice clit. #RoastMe

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14d

The couples photo where you realize this was the goodbye session and shes having someone else's baby... #RoastMe

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EDC 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇫🇷🇩🇪🇳🇴🇫🇮🇸🇪 @simplyedc.bsky.social · 15d

Sometimes #Music is the only thing that takes your mind off everything else.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14d

All these pics of #Trump with his hair looking like shit and showing how bald he is going... Donnie, its ok; It happens to the best of us eventually. Just BIC your head clean like a cue ball and complete your metamorphosis into the wish dot com version of #LexLuthor

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💙🐶🚴🏻🏊‍♂️♊️ Victoria🌈💥☀️ @victoriaswimcycle.bsky.social · 15d

The average net worth of a health insurance CEO is $156 million. NO ONE should be getting that rich because we need to see a doctor.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 18d

I couldnt take it anymore, I officially banned the phrase "6-7" in my house because my kids are acting obnoxious and I was ready to lose my shit.

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 19d

Boricua Familia!!!

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 24d

It sucks watching your old fav's get old and suffer.

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 24d

Cooked.

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 24d

The energy felt too low. Which I know sounds nuts considering Silly Sam and the crowds and also Mr. Boss' side story. I guess for a season premier I wanted things to be more frenetic.

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 25d

First episode of #SmilingFriends s3 was good but man, it just felt like it was lacking something. #SillySamuel

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 25d

Theyd have to have Okada drop one half of the Unified belt, so the International championship.

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 26d

Unpopular opinion: KEEP all 4.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 26d

Facetious alternate headline: man who purchased old desert storm fatigues from ax-man surplus aims CO2 powered caulking gun with laser pointer sight soldered onto side at blue haired woman in Kroger parking lot (probably).

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 26d

Can we nominate @karlykingsley.bsky.social for some sort of award? even if only on here. I have followed her for a few years across multiple platforms and the thoughts/words she puts out are next fucking level socio-political commentary.

the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 26d

I postulate that women live longer in the west because, on average, they take us,break us and bleed us dry. So in theory, like Highlander, there can be only one; divorce is like the Quickening, right? They steal those extra years through negative emotional vampirism. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Women Live Longer Than Men. Scientists Might Finally Know Why.

Researchers who analyzed data from zoo animals found that it is not only genetics, but mating pressures that may determine which sex has the longer lifespan.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 27d

And if it helps, the others are Chris Candido, Juventud Guerrera, Shannon Moore and Lash Leroux.

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