Johnny B
@johnnybananas.bsky.social
I do nerdy stuff and write poorly worded opinions.
Welp. This is probably Mike McDaniels last game coaching. Tua buried him with this performance. Tua Turndaballova always shows up.
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Welp. This is probably Mike McDaniels last game coaching. Tua buried him with this performance. Tua Turndaballova always shows up.
Tron Ares - 3 🍌- The music from NiN was amazing. From the opening Disney Castle logo to the final act. It had great bass and powerful beats. The special effects were top notch. The Grid looked amazing. The light vehicles all had great scenes. The trailer gave a lot of it away. Was there a plot? 🤷 😴
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Tron Ares - 3 🍌- The music from NiN was amazing. From the opening Disney Castle logo to the final act. It had great bass and powerful beats. The special effects were top notch. The Grid looked amazing. The light vehicles all had great scenes. The trailer gave a lot of it away. Was there a plot? 🤷 😴
Fantastic 4 - 4 🍌- It was ight. The banter between the cast was a standout. PP always shows up for work, VK is stellar, EMB and JQ are just fantastic. At least Galactus wasn't a cloud this time. The story doesn't need other Marvel properties but ultimately doesn't stick the landing. Disney+ stream.
September 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Fantastic 4 - 4 🍌- It was ight. The banter between the cast was a standout. PP always shows up for work, VK is stellar, EMB and JQ are just fantastic. At least Galactus wasn't a cloud this time. The story doesn't need other Marvel properties but ultimately doesn't stick the landing. Disney+ stream.
The Long Walk - 4 🍌 - An absolute brutal movie. Man you feel it when they get their tickets. Hoffman and Jonsson are fantastic leads with other various standouts throughout the trek. Its a good watch with sprinkled in humor throughout the indiscriminate loses. When you gotta go you gotta go ...
September 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The Long Walk - 4 🍌 - An absolute brutal movie. Man you feel it when they get their tickets. Hoffman and Jonsson are fantastic leads with other various standouts throughout the trek. Its a good watch with sprinkled in humor throughout the indiscriminate loses. When you gotta go you gotta go ...
Superman 3.5 🍌- It was ight. I was really looking forward to it but it was just ok. It had some stand out moments but nothing as memorable as MoS or the original. JG has a hard time being serious with his dialogue which isn’t always a bad thing. Some missed opportunities here and there. 🤷
July 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Superman 3.5 🍌- It was ight. I was really looking forward to it but it was just ok. It had some stand out moments but nothing as memorable as MoS or the original. JG has a hard time being serious with his dialogue which isn’t always a bad thing. Some missed opportunities here and there. 🤷
Ballerina - 3.5 🍌 - A solid action movie set in the JWU. ADA is gorgeous and deadly. They didn’t make her as OP as JW. She is a lot smaller and they play that up. Good world building in the 1st act. The 3rd act is kinda meh. Grenade-fu/Fire. JW shows up and does JW things. Worth admission.
June 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Ballerina - 3.5 🍌 - A solid action movie set in the JWU. ADA is gorgeous and deadly. They didn’t make her as OP as JW. She is a lot smaller and they play that up. Good world building in the 1st act. The 3rd act is kinda meh. Grenade-fu/Fire. JW shows up and does JW things. Worth admission.
The Life of Chuck - 5 🍌 - I went for MH and TH. MH deserves more roles. TH can mf’n dance. This film has sorrow and happiness wrapped in joy. Great music top to bottom. In usual SK fashion there is a twist. You see if coming but that is what makes it great. I contain multitudes.
June 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The Life of Chuck - 5 🍌 - I went for MH and TH. MH deserves more roles. TH can mf’n dance. This film has sorrow and happiness wrapped in joy. Great music top to bottom. In usual SK fashion there is a twist. You see if coming but that is what makes it great. I contain multitudes.
Lilo and Stitch - 3.5 🍌- Truth be told I haven't seen the original. It had cute/funny moments. My kid enjoyed it and the other kids in the theatre seemed engaged. They could shave off a good 20/30 minutes and it would have been a lot leaner. The Lilo actress was excellent. Stitch is worth a stream.
May 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Lilo and Stitch - 3.5 🍌- Truth be told I haven't seen the original. It had cute/funny moments. My kid enjoyed it and the other kids in the theatre seemed engaged. They could shave off a good 20/30 minutes and it would have been a lot leaner. The Lilo actress was excellent. Stitch is worth a stream.
Creature Commandos - 5 🍌- Gunn has his finger on the MF pulse. Hilarious banter, gruesome action and tugs at the heart strings. A great edition to DC. The voice acting and writing were top notch. It’s a quick 7 episodes. You can knock it out in one sitting. I’m even more excited for Superman now.
May 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Creature Commandos - 5 🍌- Gunn has his finger on the MF pulse. Hilarious banter, gruesome action and tugs at the heart strings. A great edition to DC. The voice acting and writing were top notch. It’s a quick 7 episodes. You can knock it out in one sitting. I’m even more excited for Superman now.
M:I Final Reckoning - 3 🍌 - They had 4 stunts then wrote a script to fill the dead air. It didn’t need to be 3 hours. HA had an odd reaction shot. A couple times TC looked like he had just woken up, was confused where he was. The action was decent but the story and dialogue were lame. Stream it.
May 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
M:I Final Reckoning - 3 🍌 - They had 4 stunts then wrote a script to fill the dead air. It didn’t need to be 3 hours. HA had an odd reaction shot. A couple times TC looked like he had just woken up, was confused where he was. The action was decent but the story and dialogue were lame. Stream it.
The Last of Us S1 - 5 🍌- Wow that was intense. Great acting and writing. PP/BR have unmatched chemistry on screen. Joel was brutal and grieving. Ellie was broken but hopeful. Shout out to the dad jokes, the real hero. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.
May 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Last of Us S1 - 5 🍌- Wow that was intense. Great acting and writing. PP/BR have unmatched chemistry on screen. Joel was brutal and grieving. Ellie was broken but hopeful. Shout out to the dad jokes, the real hero. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Andor S2 - Golden 🍌- This is peak SW. The writing, the acting, the set pieces, the action, the actors, the whole damn thing was amazing. Why can't KK get her shit together and recapture this magic? Rogue One has been by far the best Disney SW film to date. Andor is the spark. A must watch. K2S0 ;)
May 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Andor S2 - Golden 🍌- This is peak SW. The writing, the acting, the set pieces, the action, the actors, the whole damn thing was amazing. Why can't KK get her shit together and recapture this magic? Rogue One has been by far the best Disney SW film to date. Andor is the spark. A must watch. K2S0 ;)
Fight or Flight - 3 🍌 - When there is nothing but dialogue the movie absolutely drags. The writing is nothing short of boring. The premise is even more laughable. I had a hard time keeping my eyes open. The action is fun and ridiculous. Go for the action fast forward the dialogue. Worth a stream.
May 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fight or Flight - 3 🍌 - When there is nothing but dialogue the movie absolutely drags. The writing is nothing short of boring. The premise is even more laughable. I had a hard time keeping my eyes open. The action is fun and ridiculous. Go for the action fast forward the dialogue. Worth a stream.
Thunderbolts* - 3.5 🍌 - Solid Marvel movie. FP is an amazing actress. The star of the show. DH is top notch in every scene he is in. WR comes off a little annoying. Story was a little thin. Sentry feels a little overpowered like his comic counterpart. They will return in Doomsday.
May 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Thunderbolts* - 3.5 🍌 - Solid Marvel movie. FP is an amazing actress. The star of the show. DH is top notch in every scene he is in. WR comes off a little annoying. Story was a little thin. Sentry feels a little overpowered like his comic counterpart. They will return in Doomsday.
That’s hilarious. I haven’t gotten to it yet.
The Bookie season 2 episode 5 was less than 18 minutes long? WTF is up with that? I like the show but starting to feel like I’m getting played here. They can’t make it 30 minutes at least? That’s a joke.
January 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
That’s hilarious. I haven’t gotten to it yet.
Jason Bourne - 3 🍌 - MD clocks into work and absolute got a right hook upgrade. Dude didn't even have to load his arm cannons like Henry C. 👊 Feels like a tact'd on story we didn't really need. Doesn't rise to the greatest of the trilogy but worth a watch on Max. I'd watch another one.
January 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Jason Bourne - 3 🍌 - MD clocks into work and absolute got a right hook upgrade. Dude didn't even have to load his arm cannons like Henry C. 👊 Feels like a tact'd on story we didn't really need. Doesn't rise to the greatest of the trilogy but worth a watch on Max. I'd watch another one.
Fury - 4 🍌- Gritty WW2 action flick. Got damn a lot of people lost their heads to tank fire. There goes another one lol. BP is always top notch. Clocks into work. JB was hamm'n it up a little. MP and SB were solid throughout. Did they have to do Emma like that lol? Good action movie.
January 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Fury - 4 🍌- Gritty WW2 action flick. Got damn a lot of people lost their heads to tank fire. There goes another one lol. BP is always top notch. Clocks into work. JB was hamm'n it up a little. MP and SB were solid throughout. Did they have to do Emma like that lol? Good action movie.
Arcane S2 - 5 🍌- Simply put it was amazing. The art style is top notch. Honestly, I don't even know what the hell is going on half the time with all these time jumps. F' it who cares did you see that shit when Jinx was fighting that /redacted/. I mean holy 💩. More of this straight in my veins please
January 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Arcane S2 - 5 🍌- Simply put it was amazing. The art style is top notch. Honestly, I don't even know what the hell is going on half the time with all these time jumps. F' it who cares did you see that shit when Jinx was fighting that /redacted/. I mean holy 💩. More of this straight in my veins please
The Accountant - 4 🍌- Re-watch. What a ridiculously fun movie. Love Affleck. I love that they take an autistic man and make him essentially unstoppable. They highlight that Autism is very misunderstood. Not a lot of action but it goes hard when it does. Sequel this year in April. Color me excited.
January 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The Accountant - 4 🍌- Re-watch. What a ridiculously fun movie. Love Affleck. I love that they take an autistic man and make him essentially unstoppable. They highlight that Autism is very misunderstood. Not a lot of action but it goes hard when it does. Sequel this year in April. Color me excited.
What If...? S3 - 2 🍌- What happened to this show. No one cares about Chang Chi in the old west. Howard Duck? Agatha? The final arc was lame. Red Guardian and Riri episodes showed promise, but they were bookend by 💩. Disney should ask themselves what if we f up the Avengers movies? Not lookin' good.
January 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
What If...? S3 - 2 🍌- What happened to this show. No one cares about Chang Chi in the old west. Howard Duck? Agatha? The final arc was lame. Red Guardian and Riri episodes showed promise, but they were bookend by 💩. Disney should ask themselves what if we f up the Avengers movies? Not lookin' good.
Bookie S1 - 2.5 🍌 - Watchable. Kinda. Has moments where it keeps you entertained. Those moments are rare and fleeting. Maniscalco and Dorsey have good chemistry on screen. This is a Chuck Lorre show and that was surprising. Nepo Bookies shows a glimmer of hope for future seasons. If there are ...
January 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Bookie S1 - 2.5 🍌 - Watchable. Kinda. Has moments where it keeps you entertained. Those moments are rare and fleeting. Maniscalco and Dorsey have good chemistry on screen. This is a Chuck Lorre show and that was surprising. Nepo Bookies shows a glimmer of hope for future seasons. If there are ...
Nosferatu - 4.5 🍌- This film established its tone from the get. Erie music and amazing vistas. Holt and Depp are amazing. Is that really Skarsgård? His transformation is wild. Count Orlok's shadow is menacing, and the visual representation is striking. I loathe scary films but this was great.
January 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nosferatu - 4.5 🍌- This film established its tone from the get. Erie music and amazing vistas. Holt and Depp are amazing. Is that really Skarsgård? His transformation is wild. Count Orlok's shadow is menacing, and the visual representation is striking. I loathe scary films but this was great.
Sonic 3 - 4 🍌 - My man Shadow shines. Keanu’s voice pairs nicely with Shadow’s demeanor. Jim Carrey brings the fire with his dancing and physical humor. He is a perfect Robotnik. He seamlessly plays two different characters who are pretty much the same. Stay seated for the post credit scenes. Great.
December 29, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Sonic 3 - 4 🍌 - My man Shadow shines. Keanu’s voice pairs nicely with Shadow’s demeanor. Jim Carrey brings the fire with his dancing and physical humor. He is a perfect Robotnik. He seamlessly plays two different characters who are pretty much the same. Stay seated for the post credit scenes. Great.
Den of Thieves - 3.5 🍌- Solid action flick with a good heist sprinkled in. The family drama was shoehorned in and could have cut a clean 15-20 minutes from the runtime. Didn’t go anywhere wasn’t needed. Oh a hard nosed cop has trouble on the home front. Cover me surprised. Sequel next month.
December 21, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Den of Thieves - 3.5 🍌- Solid action flick with a good heist sprinkled in. The family drama was shoehorned in and could have cut a clean 15-20 minutes from the runtime. Didn’t go anywhere wasn’t needed. Oh a hard nosed cop has trouble on the home front. Cover me surprised. Sequel next month.