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John Kreese

John Kreese

@johnkreese.bsky.social

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Former Sensei of Cobra Kai🐍 Ghostly Spirit👻 The Goat🐐

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John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Nov 19

Do you want to be strong and get all the fame?
JOIN COBRA KAI KARATE TODAY!!!

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

Well, my body is more "ghostly" now😅
Guess you don't get your flesh back when your a spirit🤷‍♂️

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

It tickled a little

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

No need to miss me, I'm back now💪🐍
#MissedKai

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

I really redeemed myself in the end💪

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

Hope you like peak💪

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

FAX‼️🐍👊

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

My death wasn't that sad, was it?🤔
I'm back now, so no need to worry👊
#KindaAlive #GhostKai

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

It's because I'm the goat ofc💪🐍👊
#GoatedKai #MissedMe #ImNotGone

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

How am I irredeemable? I sacrificed myself so that Silver would never hurt anyone again💪
But since I never die I came back as a ghost👻
#RedeemedKai #IWillHauntYou #ImAwesome

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

I came back from the dead to tell this.👻

Cobra Kai is spelt with a C, if it were K my dojo would be called "Kobra Kai Karate" and that would be unwise, because abbreviate it it would be something bad.🐍👊
#CobraNotKobra #WeAintInTheWhiteHoods

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 17

COBRA KAI NEVER DIES‼️
🐍👊

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

I am Cobra Kai!!!🐍
And to quote the wise words of Daniel Larusso
"Cobra Kai Never DIES!"💪

You should have seen Silver's face😂
#GhostKai #BumassSilver #TheGoat

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

seusG ho´ws cbak👻
#GhostKai?Hm

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

broCa iak renve ides...

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Arthur Mitchell @arthurmitchelll.bsky.social · Feb 14

@johnkreese.bsky.social Can't believe my day one is dead bru. The new Cobra Kai don't hit the same. gonna make sure his legacy will live on #LossKai #FourTearsOneGone #PPReveal #WhereIsDaCP #UpWithKwon #Humble #nonchalantASF #ShouldOfBeenJonah #GreatMindsThinkAlike #JohnnyDeath

Me when i see gyat

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

I'm sad to report that John Kreese has passed away in a Yacht explosion.
He was a good man and a good sensei😢
R.I.P John Kreese, fly high🕊️
#RipKai #TheGoat #JustWhenHeHadHisRedemption

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

Going on a little trip😈

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

Johnny is going to fight Wolf?😱
You might think I'm worried, but I'm not.😈
Been training Johnny since Day 1💪🐍
Wolf doesn't know whats coming for him👊
#SenseiKai #WeGonnaWin #WolfIsNotJim #JohnnyIsJIM

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

Tory and Miguel WON!!!
How is Silver gonna recover from this?
Bluds about to shit his ass!
#WinnerKai

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

WE ARE SO BACK!!!
JOHNNY MY SON YOU ARE THE GOAT💪
#CobrasReturn #AxelAintSurviving #GOATEDKAI

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

Sad to hear what happened to Robby😔
Axel clearly cheated, I cant let him win!
Somethings big is coming...😈
#AxelCheated #RobbyKai

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 14

Kwon's death changed me. I'm a changed man.
Go all in Miyagi Do! And kick Silver's ASS!!!👊
#RedemptionKai #MiyagiGoat #CobraKAI

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 13

Today, I'm returning...

John Kreese @johnkreese.bsky.social · Feb 5

Join my dojo little blue guy👊