John Iley
@johniley.bsky.social
120 followers 96 following 490 posts
Photoshopper, YouTube video maker, made some websites, supporter of @HeelToeCharity and knower of a lot of useless knowledge! My links - https://bio.link/johniley
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johniley.bsky.social
Home from the ol' pickle factory, had a day shifting a load of kit around, my back is killing me, must remember to stretch before bed and my step count is nearly double what my current average is, ill take that!
johniley.bsky.social
If they kept playing and not stop for EVERYTHING, the games would be over in about 90 minutes!
johniley.bsky.social
Saw this video on another social media site of an old Tyne and Wear Metro train being dismantled, it was a silent video but I decided to redo that episode from the Thomas The Tank Engine episode where Henry got bricked in, adding the music from it and doing my own voice over for it...
johniley.bsky.social
What do you do when your plans for something go right out the window? Play some games, just like the lads on this weeks @cheapshow.bsky.social do. The card game sounds like fun....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqwc...
Ep 457: This Was Not The Plan
YouTube video by Cheap Show
www.youtube.com
johniley.bsky.social
Just watched the new version this morning, there is a joke about OJ in it right at the start, then he's never mentioned again!
anonopin.bsky.social
It's amazing that broadcasters still show the comedy movie The Naked Gun, despite wife murderer, armed robber and kidnapper OJ Simpson being in the cast. Imagine if Jimmy Saville had been in The Life of Brian, it'd never be seen again.
johniley.bsky.social
4 months today I started at the ol' pickle factory (long may it continue) and to celebrate I got my work uniform today! YAYYYYY! But I can't wear it until Monday! Boooooooo!
johniley.bsky.social
What about sticking his bottom out of the window so the wind will scratch it for him? Theres gently of it out there tonight!
johniley.bsky.social
Does Stang still use his wifes chin to scratch his itchy bottom?
johniley.bsky.social
A palliative care ward in Wales is under threat of the ward being removed. A friend of mine works there and is trying to help keep the ward going. Please sign the petition to help...

www.change.org/p/save-our-s...
Sign the Petition
Save our specialist palliative care beds at cwm taff health board
www.change.org
johniley.bsky.social
Guess who's back, back again... I'm not saying, and as well as a (not) comeback, its the end for @e-loud.bsky.social and his amazing win streak, have a listen to this weeks @cheapshow.bsky.social to find out what I mean...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=efUk...
Ep 456: Don't Call It A Comeback
YouTube video by Cheap Show
www.youtube.com
johniley.bsky.social
I know someone who once tried to make egg and chips and ended up putting an egg (shell and all) in the fryer, it basically disintegrated!
anonopin.bsky.social
Chips and eggs is better tea than chips and steak. You've got to be a bloody terrible cook to ruin eggs but even an average cook occasionally ruins a steak.
johniley.bsky.social
I'm staying home today, so there's no chance of me getting blown off on Redheugh Bridge!
johniley.bsky.social
Try Dark Audacity, its a open source version of the original audacity works exactly the same
johniley.bsky.social
Hard after 10 years? Best see a doctor about that!
johniley.bsky.social
Elis joke probably wouldn't get on air, but you know Bernard Manning would nick it for his routine (which never changed he said the same jokes over and over) but im always entertained by your podcast, regardless of the format 👍
johniley.bsky.social
Just listening to this weeks @cheapshow.bsky.social Podcast, not your usual stuff from the lads but still HIGHLY entertaining all the same and as mentioned in the podcast, here's @e-loud.bsky.social performing at Wheel Tappers and Shunters Social Club (Affiliated)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWnD...
johniley.bsky.social
I loved Most Wanted, I remember the tagline for when callers would win the Most Wanted bedsheets "You can make love, on us!" 😆
johniley.bsky.social
Just finished watching the latest episode of Peacemaker... Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
johniley.bsky.social
Wish I'd seen this show when I was a kid, @franticplanet.bsky.social again with the great review of when tv was actually decent!!!
franticplanet.bsky.social
"Stop moaning about rubbish old telly and find something good for once!" From the creator of Rentaghost, my new video looks at the sci-fi hi-jinx of Galloping Galaxies.

youtu.be/wYm-pFdNFUY?...
Galloping Galaxies: Rentaghost in Space?
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
johniley.bsky.social
Nothing he did would ever top his "knockers" quote that time!