Johannes Buchner
@johannesbuchner.bsky.social
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I study the physics of how gas flows from dark matter halos onto the black hole event horizon. I build data science tools to look closer at how black holes become supermassive.
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I had made a mistake in a holiday request and only noticed now. Thanks to our flexible administration experience and energy for fighting SAP systems, I was able to get it back! Phew!
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Imagine my surprise when I saw I took 52 holidays last year. So I have -20 holidays left this year!
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"Let's fix it and not tell anyone nor apologize." same intern one week later, presumably
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Why did they call the lamp post x-ray corona and not an "isco ball"?
Black hole with two disco balls attached.
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Well, that's not the can-do energy I was hoping for.
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Bottom line: There is no viable method, now or in any foreseeable future, to create or safely manage a small BH near Earth or Moon that lasts >1h. The required energies & focusing are far beyond our capabilities, and the radiation and control issues would make it extraordinarily dangerous.
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4. Somehow perform this far from Earth to avoid catastrophic radiation exposure.
5. Accept that no known or foreseen technology can implement any of these bullet points, and that even a “success” would create an uncontrollable, intensely radiating object.
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1. Choose a target mass (>10^6 kg for >1 hour).
2. Accumulate the required energy (∼10^23 J) & generate a spherically symmetric pulse of ≳100TeV photons.
3. Focus the pulse to within ≲r_s (~10^-21 m) with ns timing & near-perfect symmetry to avoid bouncing instead of collapsing.
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If one insisted on a conceptual “roadmap,” the only physically consistent outline is entirely speculative and blocked at every step:
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Emission includes gamma rays, electrons/positrons, hadrons, and neutrinos; shielding TeV-scale emission is not practical on planetary scales.
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At lunar distance: Flux at Earth drops to a few W/m^2 for an hour-lifetime object (still energetic gamma/hadron showers), but the local lunar environment would be violently ablated and irradiated. Heavier, longer-lived holes radiate less power but are even more impossible to create.
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- Radiation hazard:
Near Earth orbit: A ~10^19 W isotropic TeV spectrum would deliver global average fluxes of order 10^4 W/m^2 at Earth if placed in low Earth orbit—catastrophic ionizing radiation and atmospheric chemistry impacts.
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- Accretion & “feeding”: The effective capture cross-section for matter is incredibly small (for M~10^6 kg, σ~10^-39 m^2 for relativistic particles). “Feeding” it to control T is ~impossible; directing dense beams close enough is beyond engineering & any apparatus would be destroyed by the radiation
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- Orbital stability: The object’s mass changes rapidly (for hour-scale lifetimes), and Hawking emission is stochastic and highly energetic. Even tiny anisotropies in emission impart significant kicks. There is no practical station-keeping method.
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- You cannot confine it: Neutral black holes do not respond to electromagnetic fields. Charging one would be self-neutralizing by attracting opposite charges. No material container can survive the radiation flux or provide mechanical confinement.
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Control and placement challenges (if one somehow existed)
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- Capture difficulty: Even if one existed, capturing it into orbit would require dissipating enormous orbital energy wo. any handle to “grab” it. Its geometric capture cross section is minuscule (σ~tens of r_s^2), so you cannot slow it with matter. There is no realistic way to net or tow it.
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- Abundance constraints: Observations strongly limit the number of primordial black holes across almost all masses. An object in the ~10^6 kg range would have evaporated long ago; surviving primordial BH must be much heavier (≳10^11–10^12 kg) and are already tightly constrained to be extremely rare.
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Why capturing a natural (primordial) black hole doesn’t help
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4. “Gamma-ray laser” concepts are purely speculative: Proposals by focusing an immense gamma-ray pulse (Louis Crane) require non-existing technologies & rely on idealized assumptions about perfect sphericity, coherence & mirrors for ultra–high-energy gamma rays that physics says we cannot build.
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3. Compressing matter won’t do it: No known material or equation-of-state can be engineered to compress multi-megaton masses into a volume smaller than 10^-60 m^3. The repulsive forces, heating, and quantum effects preclude this; you either explode or form a larger object that is far from collapse.
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2. Colliders are nowhere near the scale needed: Even the most powerful colliders reach ~10^4 GeV per particle (TeV scale). An 1h lifetime BH would have mass-energy ~ 10^33 GeV. There is no path from “many collisions” to a single macroscopic BH bc you cannot trap & concentrate energy at 10^-21 m.