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Joey The Butcher

@joeythebutcher.bsky.social

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Cancer survivor. Proud member of the fraternal order of Acacia. Guerilla Paper-airplane warfare. Patriot. Em dash user. CO-MO forged, STL reborn. Going on the road to find open mics to bomb in front of; laugh at my pain!! 😀

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Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 3d

I'm tired, boss. Tired of his words. Tired of his face...

Day in... never sleeps. Day out... Fen-phen phenomenon.

Gut churning legacy. Gut full of McGreedy.

When will he go away? Boss?

I'm so, so very weary.

The silence he creates... dreadful. Go, away.

#NoKings

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 3h

I had to do a double take to make sure there wasn't a T in there, ha!

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 4h

The end of public schooling will supercharge survival of the fittest, and maga is not it.

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Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 4h

Time for some #impeachment or else these people are just gonna keep taking advantage of the corpse in the president's chair. We are seriously living in the scene in #TexasChainsawMassacre where they wheel grandpa around. #NoKings

Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 5h

Massive insider trading. Thirty minutes before Trump’s China tariff announcement, a crypto “whale” opened a $100M+ short on Bitcoin.

4:30 PM: Whale opens $100M+ BTC short
4:50 PM: Trump announces 100% tariffs on China
5:20 PM: $19.3 B in liquidations hit the market
The whale’s profit: $192 million

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 4h

You know what would really make things easier, #Doordash? If the order would tell me what flavor of soda the customer wants instead of just saying "2ltr." #JustSayin

This is the #ai you all want running the place, huh?

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 4h

Wait wait wait... Is this true? This would be HUGE. Could we really get our democracy and rule of law back in one fell swoop? #NoKings

TIME TO FIGHT BACK @timetofixit.bsky.social · 1d

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Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 4h

This is actually a pretty good explanation of why most of my friends tend to be female; most dudes just want to talk about sex and that's just boring. If you get laid so little that it's like a major life event when it happens, maybe you need to work on making yourself more desirable?

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 5h

Yes! "Here are your rights that have been violated today:"

It would certainly help people get angry NOW instead of when it's too late.

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Kepano Kolohe @alala55.bsky.social · 1d

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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 7h

If ChatGPT can be you better than you in your personal communications…well. Honestly can’t relate because I have this little thing called a personality.

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Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 19h

It's the ultimate goal of project 2025. Thiel, Vance, Musk; they all are into that Yarvin death cult crap, and Project 2025 is their attempt to bring it about. The whole "free will shouldn't exist for anyone but us elites" bullshit.

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 20h

Trump is about to give the order to fire on peaceful people who are exercising their 1st Amendment rights. #NoKings

newrepublic.com/post/201660/...

Republican Rep Claims Everyone at “No Kings” Protest Is a Terrorist

This is how the Republicans begin to dismantle the First Amendment.

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Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 21h

I had never even heard the name before, but now I know he's a pretty funny guy

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d

The entire Trump administration is full of shit.

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Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah, don't interact with a maga. They wither in isolation, let them wither and go away. As they cry and beg for the mercy of those of us that tried to tell them, just say "you voted for this," and walk away. It's time to trim the fat. Let them rot in the bed they are too lazy to make.

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 23h

If a company isn't giving you what you paid for STOP PAYING THEM. Tell the company that they aren't good enough for you to spend your hard earned money on; DON'T SETTLE. Make them feel like failures. Competition is the entire point of Capitalism. If you can't hang, get the fuck out. #NoBailouts

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 23h

I'm not paying for the black card at @realplanetfitness.bsky.social anymore since they can't supply useable internet connection. #FalseAdvertisement

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 1d

I hope family gets the agents' house, car, and half of their income for the rest of their lives. These "men" should be ruined by their own actions. Fucking killing dogs? How depraved are you, bubba? That paycheck is so fucking important to you isn't it? I hope you choke on your own bile.

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 1d

If an ICE agent were to kill one of my pets, there wouldn't be a corner of the world those agents could hide. I'd make it my life's work to make sure they die divorced, alone, and penniless. ALL the skeletons in their closet would come out for the world to see. #Murderers #NoKings

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 1d

I swear to fuck, #HP shouldn't be in business. #Boycott those fucks at every god-damned turn.

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 1d

@realplanetfitness.bsky.social wifi is dog shit. I'm starting to suspect that all it does is steal your data. #FraudAlert

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 1d

Our death is the point. It's all in Project 2025. We tried to warn everyone, but no one would listen. I see people every day that are not going to be here next year, and it makes me sad.

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Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 1d

I see so many videos that reuse the same tired assets; sounds, music, clips...all from places that I'm betting the video creator doesn't know the origin of; how many of you actually recognize the Metal Gear Solid alert noise as that, rather than that sound you hear in almost every video these days?

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 1d

Finally, some fucking BACKBONE. #noKings

Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 1d

That's how you do it!

Joey The Butcher @joeythebutcher.bsky.social · 1d

If I were a Texan, I'd feel like my government is abandoning me for one man's personal gain. #JustSaying

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