"Cyrus" the Dragonite
@joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
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Dragonite, "Cyrus", 30, non-binary, it/they, twitch streamer, 18+ account! pfp: @ectogeist.bsky.social twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/joeybuckaroo linktree: https://linktr.ee/joeybuckaroo ABDL bsky: @paddedflygon.bsky.social
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Art by EctoDrool (FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/rindead...)

Cyrus was meant to continue their sentence as a squeaky permagrinning dragonite-suited captive

Seems like they found a substitute and forced me to be their clone for them and formlocked me instead >////>;

♥: + 1 day
🔁: +2 days
🗨: +3 days
headshot of "Cyrus" stuck in a permagrinning dragonite suit
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
*putting a straitjacket on my Deaf sign language-speaking sub* "No backtalking, bitch"
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
you can't shhhh me! (unless you have a muzzle with a growf chewtoy gag inside)
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
*crashes through the ceiling* SCHEDULE

Thu, 16 Oct - House Flipper 2 (7PM CET)
Fri, 17 Oct - Phasmophobia (7PM CET)
Sat, 18 Oct - Pokémon Alpha Sapphire (7PM CET)
Sun, 19 Oct - No Man's Sky (7PM CET)
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
Hey, this hasn't hit a year yet, you probably should help it get there >:3c
jazz.otter-space.com
Growf?! I'm a Growlithe now?

This is a form lock post! I'll be a Growlithe for a week, BUT interactions with this post will EXTEND that time!

Replies(One per person) = 24 hours
Reposts = 12 hours
Likes = 6 hours

Fundathon BONUS in reply(as long as fundathon running)

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joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
oooo yo, that looks incredible!
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
ohh nice, mine's got 2 decks too. Lower deck's purely for storage while the upper deck has living quarters and most facilities
Picture of my Corvette in No Man's Sky, hovering over a planet's surface
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
ooo the corvette update's pretty cool too! It's been really handy having one around as a light-weight middle ground between a freighter and a regular space ship. My current corvette is pretty basic but it does get the job done and has enough space for all my storage and facilities.
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
I started playing it again as of like, a few weeks ago yeah. :3
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
Been playing No Man's Sky a bunch and getting really into making a museum base.
A picture showing the foyer of a museum that I built as my base in No Man's Sky, showing lots of giant fossil skeleton exhibits on both the ground floor as well as the upstairs landing. A lower view of a room in a museum I built as a base in No Man's Sky. This time showing the greenhouse section, which also includes a few fossil skeleton exhibits. One of them is towering menacingly over the viewer.
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
oh dang, this is gonna be like a whole thing huh? looks fancy
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timdickinson.bsky.social
The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
*spits out their pumpkin spice latte all over their skinny jeans and moccasins* le gasp! You mean you thought we had [thing we definitely, absolutely did have in the 90s]? You silly child! Your memory has been killed by technology! Millennials are the peak of civilisation!
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
Oh god, yeah, the writing of numbers on your hand!

now THAT's a classic xD

especially because it was such a pain to wash off, so you'd just have an ink smudge on your hand the whole day.
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
It was easy to not have to look up numbers when we had maybe 5 numbers we called regularly and everyone else lived within walking distance.

Also yes, we did write stuff down, we had address books, we wrote numbers on envelopes, stop lying to yourselves that we somehow had superior memories lmao.
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
Feels like I am losing my shit reading the replies of all of my fellow millennials boomerifying themselves going "haha, you stupid ipad child, of COURSE we do, because our memories haven't gone down the shitter" and then proudly explain they've memorised exactly...*checks notes* ...3 numbers
bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
*companies sobbing, crying, ice cream dropped on the floor* "We can't advertise on these streams!! The streamer says penis sometimes!"

"We gotchu, wanna advertise on the 18+ stream but we DON'T pay them?"

*sniffle, sniffle* "......yeah..."
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
Pretty interesting that Twitch hasn't paid me for playing ads on my streams since May, ever since advertisers can opt out of advertising on streams marked 18+ because they're scared of damaging their brand.

Only for ads to still play on my stream, just without being paid.

lol, lmao even, Twitch.
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
Unlocked already? Locktober's not even halfway done
joeybuckaroo.pmd.social
Mmwff mmm... *sqrrrrk squeak squeak*

mmf! >////<

*Gagged dragonite-suited dragonite noises*
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warmhotcakes.bsky.social
I hired this sheep to be gay for you!
Anthro sheep made of rubber, is glossy and looks flustered yet giddy