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Progressive Gojira

@joemaestro.bsky.social

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Empathetic Kaiju, dad, caregiver, hobbyist, & casual part-time photographer. Gen Xer that grew up in a conservative family, but holds progressive beliefs like Medicare for All, bodily autonomy, & climate change. Oh, and I like Godzilla.

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Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · 1d

He needs to resign after betraying his constituents and the platform he campaigned on.

Between the stroke and aipac money, his voting record has been abysmal.

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · 1d

If the Republican party was in school.

Teacher: "Turn in your essay assignment."

GOP: "I need two more weeks to finish it."

Teacher: "I already gave you extra time to finish it two weeks ago."

GOP: "I have concepts of an essay. I get graded for that, right?"

Teacher: "Sure...F!"

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · 5d

Somebody needs to do a compilation video of all the times Johnson saying he hasn't seen or heard about these events.

And I thought Trump was tiresome, but Johnson is exhausting.

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · 18d

Pages of ideas?

Mike has concepts!

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · 18d

Bibi must have sent Trump his marching orders. So much for the Nobel Peace prize that he covets

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · 20d

"I just blew up more people, now give me my Nobel Peace prize!"

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · 23d

Optimus Prime is feeling it today.

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · 24d

"Stollen!"

Ketchup will be everywhere today.

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Oct 2

Just yield, man! Right, Mike?

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Oct 1

Chuck bringing the heat!🙄🤦

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Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 30

Fury on the left energy.

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Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 30

We probably could use a Godzilla right about now.

a giant monster is shooting a lightning bolt at a city .

ALT: a giant monster is shooting a lightning bolt at a city .

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Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 28

Still waiting for that fever to break, right Chuck?

It's not happening.

Please step aside, and let someone who has a spine lead. You're unable or unwilling to meet the moment.

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 28

This isn't even a "Let them eat cake." moment. He's completely obsessed with image, and how he wants to perceived.

Just an over obsessed egomaniac with an affinity for gold with no introspect or empathy for the people he's supposed to serve.

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 25

I always thought they slept on it.

two men laying on top of a pile of money with the letters a and mc visible

ALT: two men laying on top of a pile of money with the letters a and mc visible

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Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 25

Million? Billion? Which is it?

And why is it on a shelf?

He just says anything that comes to mind, which isn't much.

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Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 25

Why is Kilmeade still on the air?

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Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 24

That sounds familiar.

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 23

Yeah, that'll convince them.

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 23

They all should have either walked out or called him out.

He is such a 🤡!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 23

Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 23

It really is a 🤡 show at this point.

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 21

Vote blue no matter what, right Chuck?

Unity, baby!🙄

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 18

He has concepts of numbers.

Waiting for the day he says 1,000,000%.

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Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 18

Fox polling is the worst, except when they say nice things about me.

The gaslighting is beyond the pale at this point.

He's looking a bit haggard btw.

Progressive Gojira @joemaestro.bsky.social · Sep 12

Trump: Charlie who?

How about that ballroom?

Another opportunity for Trump to show empathy and act remotely human, and utterly fails at it.

It's just a foreign concept to him.

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